MIDGETS.... please tell me this...

[madbomber31]

do midgets have normal sized peckers?

how bout chick midgets? can they handle a full grown non dwarf penis? is their vaginal canal capable of this? have you ever seen a hot midget?

do midgets have tiny shits?

 

[HighIntensity]

when midgets cycle their balls must get really really small

 

[HappyScrappy]

well, for starters, there is a difference between dwarves and midgets.
midgets are just proportionately smaller humans, and they are very rare.
dwarves are not proportionate and more common.

dwarves die early and have normal sized heads and penises. their torsos are near normal size, just smaller legs and arms.

 

[smallmovesal]

scrappy knows because he bedded ssme

 

[HappyScrappy]

there are tons of "'normal' guys fucking dwarf chicks" videos.
they seem fine with it.

 

[madbomber31]

so i could fuck a midget and she could take it all? that sucks, it makes me feel inadequate...

i wanna stick a midget and have it look like she is sitting on a flag pole!!!

what about tiny shits?

 

[HappyScrappy]

so i could fuck a midget and she could take it all? that sucks, it makes me feel inadequate...

i wanna stick a midget and have it look like she is sitting on a flag pole!!!

what about tiny shits?

no, you couldn't fuck a midget. you could fuck a dwarf.

a midget probably would have tiny shits, and a dwarf would have the same as a normal sized person since their torso is the same.

 

[spongebob]

my advise to you is to stay away from them. the early settlers tried to domesticate them with no success. thier aggressive behavior brought on by heavy drinking scares me too much. so no, i would not screw a midget.

 

[madbomber31]

scrappy, you know a lot about dwarves... do you watch discovery channel or something else?

 

[HappyScrappy]

scrappy, you know a lot about dwarves... do you watch discovery channel or something else?

I know a lot about everything.
just not sports.

 

[Robert Jan]

So Wee man is a dwarf.
and mini-me is a dwarf.

hell all the shorties on tv are dwarves.

Bart de Graaf is a midget then, but he died recently of kidney and liver failure.

any famous midgets?

 

[Robert Jan]

theres a chick in my school about 4"9. does that qualify as a midget? shes proportioned (very much so )
she looks quite good. it would be a laugh for me to get with her tho... im 6"4.5

 

[HappyScrappy]

midgets are rare.
dwarves are common (about 1 in every 100 to 200K).

dwarves have their vertical growth stunted and thereby grow disproportionately.
midgets are just very small. Webster is the only one that comes to mind... oh, and Gary Coleman.

if you call a dwarf a midget, or a midget a dwarf, it is a great insult to them - much like a racial slur.

dwarves since the middle ages have been used as entertainment - in kings courts along with jesters, in circuses, and then as of late, commercials.

 

[BoneCruncher]

Its all about willow

 

[HappyScrappy]

Its all about willow

dwarf

 

[Star]

mini-me then by definition would be a midget.

Star

 

[madbomber31]

my friend sent me this email last year... it had an attachment called "meandweb"... so i open the fucker and spit out my cereal... there he is with his arm around emanual lewis in chicago... chillin on the street... i guess webster and his pals were grateful that my buddy referred to him as mr. lewis instead of webster...

mini me is a dwarf according to scrappy's definition.

scrappys penis is a midget though since its proportions remain yet its just never grown past the 8 year old stage.

 

[Star]

reread his definitions.........Mini me is a midget. He is mini. His torso is not normal sized with just shrunken limbs. The little fucker is MINI......small.

Star

 

[madbomber31]

no way is mini me proportionate... that little fucker has some stumpy ass arms and legs... DWARF!!!!

 

[musclebrains]

The ultimate midget-loves-normal size movie: Todd Browning's "Freaks"

Note below that the midget, pining for the trapeze artist, has the head of the table while the dwarf walks on the table:

 

[KING]

where can I buy one of these so call....midgets?

 

[madbomber31]

i'd guess you could buy one at a novelty store or the internet... seeing how thats where we get everything else.