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Well, I am still un packing from Boston and Nashville and I realized that I am now the proud owner of about 20 mini bottles of Howard Johnson's shampoo, conditioner, and mini bars of soap. Well...give this a try...it is neat.

Take a bar of soap and put it in the microwave for two minutes. Yes, actually turn it on high and just watch. No, nothing bad should happen, no explosions, sparks...or messes to clean up. Just watch what happens. Maybe I am just easily amused:)

B True
 
i dunno...i just figured they'd be soft and moldable so you can shape them into little soldiers.


why don't you try it and tell me? ;)
 
Hey I dont have any soap from hojo's but I do have a towel from Harah's and some gasoline---will that suffice:D

what'd you say???---on high in the hotbox--here we go. . . .
 
decem said:
you first
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I don't have any bar soap....the only thing I've got is liquid soap. :(

but I think huntmaster is about to save the day tho. :D ...oh..never mind, he doesn't have any soap either......huntmaster, put down the gasoline. That would not be a good idea. ;)
 
Polarpixie----toooooooo laaattteeeee!!!!!

that was awesome-----BFold---forget the soap, this gasoline thing is the bomb!!!lol!!!
 
huntmaster said:
Polarpixie----toooooooo laaattteeeee!!!!!

that was awesome-----BFold---forget the soap, this gasoline thing is the bomb!!!lol!!!
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and you're still alive??? Maybe I'll go try it. ;)


or maybe I'll just put some toy soldiers in there and re-mold them.....
 
bump.

I am still waiting.

to find out.

what happens.

when you put soap in the microwave.

i want a

detailed description

i want a

play-by-play prescription

i want a

dissatisfied faction.
 
You haven't tried yet? Well...the water in the soap..well...ok...never mind. You will have to try it for yourself.

I mean...in Kentucky...we don't have much use for soap anyway...we just hop in the creek :)

B True
 
hahahahahahaa

you guys are all insane...

well except for you B Flod.. and Night Fly.. ya'll understand the creek baths!!!

YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW
 
dballer said:
hahahahahahaa

you guys are all insane...

well except for you B Flod.. and Night Fly.. ya'll understand the creek baths!!!

YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW
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SHHHEEEIIITTTT...those were the old days.

I actually got me a outdoor shower type thingy...you know...just the spout where the water comes out and all???

I don't have anything to go around it, though...and I sometimes find animals lookin' at me funny....but oh well....
 
Seriously though...put the soap in the microwave and nuke it for 2 minutes!!!! It is wild.

B True
 
b fold the truth said:
You haven't tried yet? Well...the water in the soap..well...ok...never mind. You will have to try it for yourself.

I mean...in Kentucky...we don't have much use for soap anyway...we just hop in the creek :)

B True
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:mix:
** :dartin' looks: **
** :dartin' looks: **
** :glare: **
** :dartin' looks: **
** :glare: **

I SAIIIIIID, I DON'T HAVE ANY BAR SOAP!!!
** :stomps feet: **

LOL.

Oh wait...think I do have some motel soap!!! But it's too far away from me. So is the microwave...this may haveta wait 'til mornin'.


lol @ nightfly! those dang animals!! Tell 'em to look somewhere else.
 
polarpixie...you are so funny..haha.

I know what takes place when you put pizza in the microwave though...and I am about to refresh that memore...right before bed:)

B True
 
b fold the truth said:
You haven't tried yet? Well...the water in the soap..well...ok...never mind. You will have to try it for yourself.

I mean...in Kentucky...we don't have much use for soap anyway...we just hop in the creek :)

B True
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:lmao:
Since you don't have much use for soap, how come you nabbed all of that stuff? Oh that's right..... for the microwave... well duh me!

Kentucky, huh?

Don't worry.....South Carolina is not very entertaining either!
 
i used soap everytime i took a creek bath.. (i ain't lying.. i been there and done that.. )


lol @ night fly...



btrue.. JUST TELL ME WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS ALREADY!!!!!
 
Anyone try it yet?

B True
 
decem said:
listen bastard... would ya just tell me what the FUCK happens already!!
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Take your lazy tail to the store and buy a bar of soap. I know you may have to drive 45 minutes one way...but don't you think it's worth it?? :)
 
Put a cd in the microwave.

Place the wooden end of a match in a piece of cardboard so that it stands straight up. Light the match, put in microwave, turn on for 10-15 secs. Physics at work.
 
:chomp: :chomp: :chomp:
this thread will not die until someone else besides bfold puts SOAP in the microwave and reports back to this thread. SOAP. Not gasoline. Not CDs. Not Eggs. Just SOAP.

That is all.


Try putting aluminum foil in there. That is always fun too. ;)
 
Night Fly said:


Take your lazy tail to the store and buy a bar of soap. I know you may have to drive 45 minutes one way...but don't you think it's worth it?? :)
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i'm at work.. and there's no bar soap around.. and i can't leave to go to the store....


and i sure as hell aint doing that shit in my home microwave...


go do it nightfly.. tell us what happens..
 
oh.... and listen here stumpjumper... and i've been to tennessee remember... and it really does take 30-45 minutes to get to a store there...


here it's only 10-15...
 
Night Fly said:
haha...I thought you just wanted soap, girl!!! :)

How are ya?
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Heehee....naw...I've got myself some liquid soap. That's all I need to keep clean. That along with my scrubee spongee. What the hell are those things called anyway....those...nylon scrubbie thingies?

I'm tired. I was up until 4am last night for no reason at all....so I think I will sleep real nicely tonight!!!

:D

i've never been to tennessee....i remember when this new girl in my class was from tennessee back in jr. high...she had that twang thing going. I didn't like her too much in the beginning but then she turned out to be pretty cool. ;)
 
polarpixie said:


i've never been to tennessee....i remember when this new girl in my class was from tennessee back in jr. high...she had that twang thing going. I didn't like her too much in the beginning but then she turned out to be pretty cool. ;)
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That 'twangy' thingy??? lol. You would probably die if you heard my accent...lol. Where are you from?

Lemme guess...Jersey? :)
 
Night Fly said:


That 'twangy' thingy??? lol. You would probably die if you heard my accent...lol. Where are you from?

Lemme guess...Jersey? :)
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I watched Designing Women for a little bit today, do you sound like any of them? Hehe...



Jersey????? LOL, where'd ya get that idea??? I don't know if I should be insulted or not!!! hehe! Washington, I grew up in the east coast, but I'm in Washington now.
 
Night Fly's southern drawl is much worse than mine...just amazing.

Anyone try the soap yet?

B True
 
For some reason I didn't think you'd have a twang bfold..heehee...

i don't meet many people with southern accents. I think it's so charmin'.
 
I can hide mine when I want to..but when it comes out...it comes waaaayyy out:).

B True
 
polarpixie said:
'night....Y'ALL!!! ;)

I'm still waiting to hear why you guessed Jersey NightFly! Close but no cigar! :)
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I don't know why I guessed Jersey!!! I just figured everyone was from there...seems that way anyway...lol

B..I do NOT have a southern accent at all...whatsoever! :)
 
holy shit thats funny, i put a bar of irish spring in the microwave, and it stats to grow like snakes out of it, then just foams up to the size of a fukin football almost.
hey, it also makes your kitchen smell nice and soapy clean.
 
fuk, i wanted to show my gf, but now its the flat as a pan cake, be cause it deflated. i hope i can still shower with it, it was my last bar of soap.
 
Glad someone tried it!!!!!!

B True
 
http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/


soap_in_microwave.jpg
 
The oxygen (air) in the soap begins to boil I belive. I have a report on it somewhere.

B True
 
its like that thing out of the prisoner.....

if i wasnt so afraid about screwing up my microwave id do it. hmmm....maybe ill try it in my friends :D
 
polarpixie said:
:wavey: Hi Danielson!!



...you mean foam like out of a poisoned prisoner's mouth?
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hi :)

no.....you remember that weird 70's show where the guy kept on saying 'i have a name, not a number' and he was in this 70's prison (or seriously strung out on acid) where all the prisoners hasd numbers depending on status

anyhow when he tried to escape a big white inflatable ball would chase him:D
 
danielson said:


hi :)

no.....you remember that weird 70's show where the guy kept on saying 'i have a name, not a number' and he was in this 70's prison (or seriously strung out on acid) where all the prisoners hasd numbers depending on status

anyhow when he tried to escape a big white inflatable ball would chase him:D
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:confused:.....:FRlol:!!!!!! No, but I think I would get a huge kick out of watching that! :D
 
polarpixie said:


:confused:.....:FRlol:!!!!!! No, but I think I would get a huge kick out of watching that! :D
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:)

i cant even describe to you how wierd that show was. even the writer said he had NO idea what it was about himself. it starred the guy who was the britich agent in oce station zebra if you remember him

i really wanna see it.....its seriously screwed up....good if you really wanna confuse yourself ;)

the simpsons have spoofed it a lot. remember bart or homer being chased by one and when it caught them it would engulf them

on the plus side boxing is on TV.....:)
 
danielson said:


:)

i cant even describe to you how wierd that show was. even the writer said he had NO idea what it was about himself. it starred the guy who was the britich agent in oce station zebra if you remember him

i really wanna see it.....its seriously screwed up....good if you really wanna confuse yourself ;)

the simpsons have spoofed it a lot. remember bart or homer being chased by one and when it caught them it would engulf them

on the plus side boxing is on TV.....:)
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is it on re-runs on TV? You have to tell me what the name of the show is!!! Is it called the prisoner?
 
polarpixie said:


is it on re-runs on TV? You have to tell me what the name of the show is!!! Is it called the prisoner?
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yes...i think it is

only one series was ever made but it was very popular. im sure one person on here must of heard of it. :)
 
thats the one!!!

woody allen spoofed it too....he did it so there was giant breast/tit chasing him. i;ve dreamt that once....except i wasnt running away.....;)

p.s. i see the image. im special :)
 
danielson said:
thats the one!!!

woody allen spoofed it too....he did it so there was giant breast/tit chasing him. i;ve dreamt that once....except i wasnt running away.....;)

p.s. i see the image. im special :)
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Well, how the hell does that work? You can see it and I can't?

Hmmm...

:D
 
TheProject said:


Well, how the hell does that work? You can see it and I can't?

Hmmm...

:D
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<danielson thinks maybe he should invest in some monitor wipes ;) >

i dont know why....who knows :) maybe your ISP has problems connecting to that web site :confused:
 
danielson said:
thats the one!!!

woody allen spoofed it too....he did it so there was giant breast/tit chasing him. i;ve dreamt that once....except i wasnt running away.....;)

p.s. i see the image. im special :)
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HAHAHAHA!!!! See...now girls could not have a similar dream.....it would be EXTREMELY traumatic if a giant pecker were to chase me around in my dream...


(OMG, That is the funniest thougt I've had all day!!! :lmao: )


Project....here! **throws you special goggles**....lol, i dunno why you can't see it...weird..now i can't see it...
it was from: http://www.retroweb.com/prisoner/prisx60r.jpg
 
polarpixie said:


HAHAHAHA!!!! See...now girls could not have a similar dream.....it would be EXTREMELY traumatic if a giant pecker were to chase me around in my dream...


(OMG, That is the funniest thougt I've had all day!!! :lmao: )


Project....here! **throws you special goggles**....lol, i dunno why you can't see it...weird..now i can't see it...
it was from: http://www.retroweb.com/prisoner/prisx60r.jpg
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;).......women are confusing

:D
 
polarpixie said:


HAHAHAHA!!!! See...now girls could not have a similar dream.....it would be EXTREMELY traumatic if a giant pecker were to chase me around in my dream...


(OMG, That is the funniest thougt I've had all day!!! :lmao: )


Project....here! **throws you special goggles**....lol, i dunno why you can't see it...weird..now i can't see it...
it was from: http://www.retroweb.com/prisoner/prisx60r.jpg
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Watch out Pix, now that you've said it, you'll probably have that dream tonight! :FRlol:

BTW, the link just tells me I'm not authorized....perhaps they block external links? :confused: Oh well, I browsed out to the site and found the inflatable boob, so I guess my life's complete now. :D
 
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