Michigan is a wierd state!

[MP5]

Just got back from MI. After I spent a week there here are some things I noticed:
1.Most of the chicks are fat and paint on the makeup.
2.No one drives a foreign car, I understand it is motor city, but come on! I literally saw like 5 jap cars the whole week.
3.Everyone in the U.P. is related.
4.Mullets are still in style.
5. Flat tops are still in style.
6. The blacks there whine more than average. I saw some stupid fuck on the TV pleading with the other blacks to only purchase gas from black owned gas stations calling it "B-gas". I wonder how they found someone to make them a commercial for food stamps.

 

[amaritto]

In what city were you in??? Did you go hunting?? I told you the invite was open, you should have got ahold of me, then my fucking car wouldnt have been stolen.

 

[dballer]

hahahahahaaha

(there is nothing wrong with the all American cars though)

hope you had a good trip. Now.. lets see some really maen posts outta you. The boards have been too hippy-like latley.

 

[MP5]

I went hunting in the UP near this small ass dot in the road called Raber. It was right by lake Huron. I was on the property for like 5 minutes and knew I was not going to kill shit. I did see some does but I did not want to shoot a doe. Your car got jacked? That sucks bro.

 

[Kahn]

#'s 3,4,5&6 would have gotten yur ass busted promptly if you opened your face in Michigan instead of posting where you think nobody will see it when you get home. Didn't get a deer did you. For the record, all are correct though.

 

[MP5]

Dballer, I dont think all american cars are bad, but I was really surprised that there were no foreign cars anywhere. Everyone drove Chevy. I did not see one Toyota pickup and those are a dime a dozen here in Colorado.

 

[Kahn]

UP is harsh shit, how'd you end up there? You have to know the place to be successful. Northern lower is a bit better, just outside a small town.

 

[MP5]

My stepsister's husband's parents own land there. I took my treestand and saw some deer, but no bucks. The land did not really have a resident deer population it was just a spot that deer run through sometimes going from A to B. There was a swampy area south of the property that held some promise, but when I hiked in there I saw 5 hunters and 3 atvs driving around. Guys were throwing beer cans and shooting guns at trees and shit. Pretty much a bust. Everyone wanted me to shoot a doe but fuck that.

 

[Y_lifter]

7. In Winter, It's colder than a Well Diggers Ass !

 

[dballer]

some fat hick was throwing beer cans on the land I live on.. he was also poaching. So.. I now dump garbage in front of his house on a regular basis.. and the next time I see him back there in his ATV.. I am gonna hit him with this taser gun I bought, call the police and press charges against him.

 

[doc_pup]

LMAO at the fat chicks, we have so many of em its stupid. Kahn was spot on about northern lower, we got a lot more deer than the UP, pretty much any of the small towns along lake huron are prime for deer hunting, just make sure you are north of standish, some crazy mofos around those parts.

 

[MP5]

dball, sounds like a plan! I want a tazer! You could just slash a few tires on the atv and the fat fuck would have to walk for a change.

 

[dballer]

he already knows I hate him.. I was out there riding my ATK and he started yelling cause "he had a shot" I told him.. "you are not even welcome on this land.".. then he asked if it was mine and I told him the story about me living there. I then added... "Come this winter, you better not show up here.. cause I will be in the woods hunting you" I then rode off. I don't think he took that as a compliment.

I like hunting.. but not when it is on land where little kids live and ride dirtbikes.

BTW.. tasers are awesome!!! GET ONE!!

 

[Kahn]

hehehe-Tazer hunting

 

[Freak Show]

I went hunting in the UP near this small ass dot in the road called Raber.

Well there's your problem right there. What did you expect to find in that god foresaken land? Models? spend time in Royal Oak, Birmingham, or Pontiac. You'll change your tune about MI.

 

[MP5]

I spent 3 days in the plymouth/canton area and all I saw were painted up heifers.

 

[poon daddy]

Mp5, The Plymouth Canton area? No good bars etc around there, sure there a couple places but they are 100% cheese. Ya have to Go Downtown Detroit. Dont be ASCARED......
You went from "DA U.P." to Plymouth. Thats a long ass haul. Like 9 hours.
You are correct there are no Imports around here. I drive Nissan maxima and have to hear these UAW losers complain, " Buy American dude". Hell no, If you are reprsentative of whom builds the cars Its sadddddddd.

But Come on its not that bad. I went to College Up in Da U.P., In Marquette.