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Michael Rennie was ill.

WODIN

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The day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand....
 
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Michael Rennie was also gay.
 
......
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear.
Claude Rains was the invisible man.
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
 
Bro, have you been getting much sleep? I sense your stressed out, or, maybe something is bothering you, now the thing that may be bothering you may not be a big problem, or maybe I should of not even said the word "stressed". How about this? Do you have alot of shit on your mind? Like more than usual. I could be entirely wrong my homie.
 
havoc said:
Bro, have you been getting much sleep? I sense your stressed out, or, maybe something is bothering you, now the thing that may be bothering you may not be a big problem, or maybe I should of not even said the word "stressed". How about this? Do you have alot of shit on your mind? Like more than usual. I could be entirely wrong my homie.

I NEED SEX!!!!! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX!

You have really shapley legs there buddy.

Plus I couldn't really sleep for no paticular reason last night.
 
When is the last time you had sex?
When is the last time you busted a nut?
You have been a bit touchy as of late, not with me, just in general, like yesterday for example, you kept mentioning beastiality alot. Talk to me Wodin
 
Before Christmas!!! (Dear God!!!)
This Morning!!
Beastiality alot? Really?

I've been working my butt off lately is all. I get pissey when I have to do the year end closing stuff that is really simple work and most of the people who I work with are like deer in the head light stupid.

I need a cuddle.
 
Focus that cuddle comment at Cornholio or Days of Testicular Cancer.

So you are honestly telling me you have not had any sex since before Christmas? Are you serious or playing?

And... you rubbed one out this morning?

Am I getting all of this?

Are you bullshitting?
 
W...Have you ever tried rubbing one out in your car on the way to work? not that I have...
 
Havoc - For real...It just dawned on me too!


Hi - No I haven't, but since It takes me 25 minutes to get to work in the dark every morning, tomorrow is the day!
 
B-4 Christmas??!!?!?!?!


Time for a visit to the petting zoo....



which reminds me - anyone see the movie Altered States with William Hurt??
 
Cornholio said:
B-4 Christmas??!!?!?!?!


Time for a visit to the petting zoo....



which reminds me - anyone see the movie Altered States with William Hurt??

Wanna cuddle?

Altered States is a great movie!

Time really flies when you have two midgets who can't talk or go to the bathroom on their own living in your house. --- My new motto!
 
Corn- I havent seen that movie.

Wodin- why have you not engaged in any intercourse lately? Are you to busy? Man, thats crazy, I would be insane, I understand your disposition as of late completely now, holy shit man, thats a long time, damn I'm trying to empathize and its making me quiver, no sex for that long would drive me crazy. peace
 
havoc said:
Corn- I havent seen that movie.

Wodin- why have you not engaged in any intercourse lately? Are you to busy? Man, thats crazy, I would be insane, I understand your disposition as of late completely now, holy shit man, thats a long time, damn I'm trying to empathize and its making me quiver, no sex for that long would drive me crazy. peace

Thank you...check out that movie.

Your are cracking me. When my wife had cancer I went for 11 months without any action. This is how I got put on the path of meditation and enlightenment. It was that or get a hi-dollar hooker and some musketell and I just hate musketell. Plus I have these damn morals to deal with!

Pffft!!!!

We've just been real busy between the two of us with the twins. It's a lot of work, but it is fun though.
 
havoc said:
its making me quiver

No response needed.....

ALtered States is an older sci-fi movie. The scientist devises a Sensory Enhancing tank which is filled with certain salts and chemicals to increase bouyancy. The tank is sealed from the outside and inside it, he begins to have strange dreams about primitive life. He thinks that they are untapped genetic memories from our evolution from the apes. At least until he "dreames" about turning into a gorilla and slaying a sheep - then his fellow scientists pulled him from the tank and he has blood all over his face...

Little high on the trippy effects but an interesting story.
 
WODIN said:


Thank you...check out that movie.

Your are cracking me. When my wife had cancer I went for 11 months without any action. This is how I got put on the path of meditation and enlightenment. It was that or get a hi-dollar hooker and some musketell and I just hate musketell. Plus I have these damn morals to deal with!

Pffft!!!!

We've just been real busy between the two of us with the twins. It's a lot of work, but it is fun though.

No kidding, I was going to say that, but I most likely could never do it, I 'm talking about "the hi dollar hooker thing", man, all you two need is like 20 minutes, kiss and touch for 2 minutes, go with missionary for 3 minutes, missionary with legs on shoulders for 4 minutes, her on top for 5 minutes and 6 minutes hard core to the maximum thrust hold for 6 minutes of DOGGIE STYLE, then, BAM, Super Nut homes. Do it! peace
 
Corn...he doesn't devise it.

It's called a sensory deprevation tank. You fill it with a saline, magnesium solution that causes your body to be totally boyant and free floating in the structure. Gives you a sense of weightlessness, cuts off 99 + % off your sensory input and the theory is that it allows your true mind to unfold.

They were all the rage during the mid 70's through early 80's in Psych research. My father in law was in one when he as working on his Doctorate, says it was the best ten hours of sleep he ever had.
 
Cornholio said:


No response needed.....

ALtered States is an older sci-fi movie. The scientist devises a Sensory Enhancing tank which is filled with certain salts and chemicals to increase bouyancy. The tank is sealed from the outside and inside it, he begins to have strange dreams about primitive life. He thinks that they are untapped genetic memories from our evolution from the apes. At least until he "dreames" about turning into a gorilla and slaying a sheep - then his fellow scientists pulled him from the tank and he has blood all over his face...

Little high on the trippy effects but an interesting story.

Don't ever fucking quote me again you cock crunching cabana boy.
 
WODIN said:
Corn...he doesn't devise it.

It's called a sensory deprevation tank. You fill it with a saline, magnesium solution that causes your body to be totally boyant and free floating in the structure. Gives you a sense of weightlessness, cuts off 99 + % off your sensory input and the theory is that it allows your true mind to unfold.

They were all the rage during the mid 70's through early 80's in Psych research. My father in law was in one when he as working on his Doctorate, says it was the best ten hours of sleep he ever had.

LOL!!!

Hadn't thought of that movie in years. I think it had to be the early 80's when it came out...weird the stuff that may be forever locked away in the brain, never tio be recalled again...
 
LMAO!!! Can I use that cabanaboy line? I have a meeting this afternoon, it should work very well.

The start of this thread is the opening tune from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, must of taped into your transexual manlove center of the brain cornholio. Since the flick is a Sci-Fi send up.
 
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