Men - When you have sex with your lady the first time, do you usually munch on the carpet first

[LoneTree]

I don't like it carpetted or grassy.
I like it bald and smooth.
I would do it if I don't get any hair in my mouth.

 

[hardrock]

Hell yes! And everytime after!

 

[foodle]

If she's not expecting it and you go there... she'll definitely be calling on other nights...