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Men strike back!
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> >>How many men does it take to open a beer?
> >>None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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> >>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> >>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
> >>never be able to support you.
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> >>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> >>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
> >>them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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> >>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> >>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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> >>How do you fix a woman's watch?
> >>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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> >>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
> > at the
> >>front door, who do you let in first?
> >>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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> >>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> >>A woman who won't do what she's told.
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> >>I married a Miss Right.
> >>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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> >>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
> >>a woman's sex drive by 90%.
> >>It's called a Wedding Cake.
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> >>Why do men die before their wives?
> >>They want to.
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> >>Women will never be equal to men until they can
> >>walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
> >>gut, and still think they are sexy.
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> >>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested
> >>Then God created Man and rested.
> >>Then God created Woman.
> >>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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> >>Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
> >>to the select few women who can handle the truth
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> >
> > Do you know why a marriage license is $25 (well in 1994 is was) and a
> > divorce can cost thousands and even millions
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> >>because a divorce is worth it!
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> >>
> >>How many men does it take to open a beer?
> >>None. It should be opened when she brings it.
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> >>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
> >>never be able to support you.
> >>--------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> >>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
> >>them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> >>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>How do you fix a woman's watch?
> >>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
> > at the
> >>front door, who do you let in first?
> >>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> >>A woman who won't do what she's told.
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>I married a Miss Right.
> >>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
> >>a woman's sex drive by 90%.
> >>It's called a Wedding Cake.
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>Why do men die before their wives?
> >>They want to.
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>Women will never be equal to men until they can
> >>walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
> >>gut, and still think they are sexy.
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested
> >>Then God created Man and rested.
> >>Then God created Woman.
> >>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
> >>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
> >>to the select few women who can handle the truth
> >
> >
> > Do you know why a marriage license is $25 (well in 1994 is was) and a
> > divorce can cost thousands and even millions
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>because a divorce is worth it!
