Memorable Masturbation Moments !

[Ffactor]

I was pleasantly jerking off to "Slant eye for the White Guy", in my home office with headphones on. My grandmother was staying with me at the time. Had my boxers down to my knees and tissue paper wrapped around my pee pee. Anyway, once I was done I saw a cup of tea and biscuits had been carefully placed in the table behind me. Wonder how much she saw, had my back towards her and it was dark in the room. Any of you monkeys ever been caught jerking off?

 

[SpyWizard]

um... no

 

[shirlene29]

lololololololololol

I cant believe the puds chair masturbation thread got deleted at a moment like this.....
fuck...can't a mod dig that up somehow???

 

[billfred]

Puddles - we know you are out there man. Bring back the chair story!!

 

[EarthRider]

my wife has maybe caught me, but not like i cared though

 

[WoodyO]

I fapped onto a coworkers pillow one time while on a business trip. Pretty sure he came back to the room drunk and slept on it too. Nobody caught me though.

 

[shirlene29]

I luv that story

haha...so fuckin wrong

Ive walked in ona buncha doodz fappin...and whole bunch of that bunch that never knew I was there as a silently backed out of the room..so wrong

btw...you all turn your heads up then chin down at the end ...but only when fappin...whats up with that??

 

[WoodyO]

I luv that story

haha...so fuckin wrong

Ive walked in ona buncha doodz fappin...and whole bunch of that bunch that never knew I was there as a silently backed out of the room..so wrong

btw...you all turn your heads up then chin down at the end ...but only when fappin...whats up with that??

That's the porno-star face

 

[shirlene29]

lolol...youre making porn faces for yourselves?? wtf???

 

[EarthRider]

lol i do do that shirlz dont know why

 

[WoodyO]

I fapped onto a coworkers pillow one time while on a business trip. Pretty sure he came back to the room drunk and slept on it too. Nobody caught me though.

On a related note, this guy had been demoted out to the shop right after that incident, but he was recently promoted back into the front office, and now he works in the office across the hall from me. I'm always tempted to tell him what I did then laugh and him.

 

[PICK3]

and one time ... I fapped while reading a thread entitled, "Memorable Masturbation Moments !"

 

[EarthRider]

one time at band camp

 

[PICK3]

one time at band camp

u jammed a flute up your boy hole?

 

[Ffactor]

I luv that story

haha...so fuckin wrong

Ive walked in ona buncha doodz fappin...and whole bunch of that bunch that never knew I was there as a silently backed out of the room..so wrong

btw...you all turn your heads up then chin down at the end ...but only when fappin...whats up with that??

That's not me. Maybe I'll record myself on my webcam and post it here for educational purposes.

 

[simply dave]

I was pleasantly jerking off to "Slant eye for the White Guy", in my home office with headphones on. My grandmother was staying with me at the time. Had my boxers down to my knees and tissue paper wrapped around my pee pee. Anyway, once I was done I saw a cup of tea and biscuits had been carefully placed in the table behind me. Wonder how much she saw, had my back towards her and it was dark in the room. Any of you monkeys ever been caught jerking off?

That is truly some funny ass shit right there. LMAO!

 

[PICK3]

That is truly some funny ass shit right there. LMAO!

you're easily amused

 

[zwhit]

you're easily amused

I think he meant to name himself "simple dave"

 

[simply dave]

you're easily amused

Not generally as my tastes are typically more cerebral, but sometimes I read something that makes me..."guffaw", and this succeeded in doing that.

 

[simply dave]

I think he meant to name himself "simple dave"

No...I meant what my name is to be. I'm "simply dave"...nothing more, nothing less. Truth be told, I am a very complex individual that is very much in tune with my cognitive/intellectual centers as well as my emotional being.

But I am just..."simply dave" at the end of the day. Nothing more, nothing less. It's quite "Zen", wouldn't you agree?

 

[zwhit]

I would have to agree

 

[PICK3]

Truth be told, I am a very complex individual that is very much in tune with my cognitive/intellectual centers as well as my emotional being.

But I am just..."simply dave" at the end of the day. Nothing more, nothing less. It's quite "Zen", wouldn't you agree?

wut is the meaning of life

 

[Ffactor]

wut is the meaning of life

This thread just took a turn for the stupid!

 

[simply dave]

wut is the meaning of life

42

 

[PICK3]

42

that's deep, bro

 

[simply dave]

that's deep, bro

Indeed.

 

[shirlene29]

wtf is digi

 

[WoodyO]

Somebody better post up a really obscene masturbation story quickly.