member haiku's

[from zero]

lol

 

[jh1]

give him a break....he didn't get past 3rd grade english

Not true assbadger. It was 5th grade. And Haiku is Japanese, so bite me smart guy. Hmmmph.

I fucking hate all of you. Especially you, From Zero.

To you DEUS for what you are about to write about me.

 

[The_Ghost]

SSS old man
pony tail like george carlin
pass geritol please

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

retarded dog av
retarded name change. crappy
haikus suck chimp ass

 

[Seashell]

Best thread ever.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

retarded dog av
retarded name change. crappy
haikus suck chimp ass

lol @ "crappy" 2 syllable filler

 

[ChefWide]

give him a break....he didn't get past 3rd grade english

'jackulator:

Challenged Boy Brainfarts
His Haiku sucks monster cock
Never passed third grade

 

[jh1]

Let's rename the thread: Haiku about what an AssBucket The Ejaculator is, and on top of it his Haiku sucks balls.

 

[jerkbox]

Virgin blonde bares nips
Secret rubbers discovered
Postwhore queen drama

 

[Moderate_THIS]

gibberish abounds
corky high on pedestal
jh1 takes gold

 

[The_Ghost]

hot girls of elite
men who worship their presence
show us your tities

 

[ChefWide]

Let's rename the thread: Haiku about what an AssBucket The Ejaculator is, and on top of it his Haiku sucks balls.

Ejaculator
AssBucket par excellance
Can't count syllables

 

[jerkbox]

Sweet mocha princess
Miss Janet bootylicious
Don't crap near me please

 

[from zero]

He really likes food
Bullit, where have you been bor?
Probably eating.

 

[ChefWide]

Spicy Chili Belle
To spread smooth salsa on ya
Chiqa Calliente

 

[The_Ghost]

Seashells pretty hair
MissJanets sexy booty
God I love woman

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Not true assbadger. It was 5th grade. And Haiku is Japanese, so bite me smart guy. Hmmmph.

I fucking hate all of you. Especially you, From Zero.

To you DEUS for what you are about to write about me.

 

[tripleblonde]

Virgin blonde bares nips
Secret rubbers discovered
Postwhore queen drama

heh

that bout' sums it up

 

[OMEGA]

I like girls
I like steak also
shut up now
give me a blowjob

 

[jh1]

I like girls
I like steak also
shut up now
give me a blowjob

You Rule.

 

[The_Ghost]

five,seven, then five
E for effort for some peeps
back to school assface

 

[jerkbox]

five,seven, then five
E for effort for some peeps
back to school assface

L-O-L-O-L
L-O-L-O-L-O-L
L-O-L-O-L

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Omega brotha
You rule but haiku blows chunks
"A" for effort though

 

[OMEGA]

 

[from zero]

L-O-L-O-L
L-O-L-O-L-O-L
L-O-L-O-L

Laugh out loud out loud?
Laugh out loud out loud out loud?
What the fuck is that?

 

[jh1]

Something From Zero wrote for JerkBox:

watching you watching
me. both knowing what we want:
fucking you fucking me.

 

[from zero]

Something From Zero wrote for JerkBox:

watching you watching
me. both knowing what we want:
fucking you fucking me.

God you are bad at haiku.

 

[jh1]

God you are bad at haiku.

You wrote it, assmonger

 

[strongsmartsexy]

God you are bad at haiku.

Well, he was one syllable over the limit, like the visual was one dick over the limit.

 

[FreeballinDC]

gay drama queen guest
finds baggage in pool by Anal
now knows Ass is Pissed

 

[FreeballinDC]

AAP fist fight
homeless crackhead, knocked down
lick the cellphone, bitch

 

[jerkbox]

Something From Zero wrote for JerkBox:

watching you watching
me. both knowing what we want:
fucking you fucking me.

small shriveled member
flashy car to compensate
secretly craves men

 

[The_Ghost]

wears the man panties
clamydia ain't so bad
you envy me dudes

 

[Becoming]

Saint Louis bros rule
From Zero and Assbox like
Choking on big cocks

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Masterbates with fury
Jerkbox pulls the hardest pud
you need not worry

 

[jerkbox]

y'all are Jerkbox fans
lusting for my hard body
leave me alone queers

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This is truely the best thread ever! Sticky this T-Bone!

 

[The_Ghost]

you call me Cosmo
man drinks are my choice of booze
you all love me right

 

[Becoming]

This is truely the best thread ever! Sticky this T-Bone!

holy moly av
why does shirt not fly up
we do hope each day

 

[BileStew]

y'all are Jerkbox fans
lusting for my hard body
leave me alone queers

Jerbox experimental during sex
He like's a woman's body
But he love's penis

 

[Becoming]

you call me Cosmo
man drinks are my choice of booze
you all love me right

drink what you likey
just please do not be geigh like
boy lover jerkbox

 

[Scotsman]

Becoming and Scots
Lifting a huge piece of rock
eating burgers then.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Becoming]

Becoming and Scots
Lifting a huge piece of rock
eating burgers then.

Cheers,
Scotsman

need to get some beer
laugh at little people then
throw them ha ha fun

 

[Becoming]

where is all the peeps
none are posting on this thread
this is too much fun

 

[Moderate_THIS]

where is all the peeps
none are posting on this thread
this is too much fun

been here all day punk
brain glycogen depleted
you can have the floor

 

[Becoming]

been here all day punk
brain glycogen depleted
you can have the floor

grab a gatorade
and take some fucking ginko
don't make me smack you

 

[OMEGA]

your somewhat chubby
I am the alpha male
therefore anal is in order
sorry law of supply and demand miss

 

[Moderate_THIS]

midgets and cool dwarves
gay or straight it don't matter
need scat porn pronto

 

[BrothaBill]

michiu kaiuku????

 

[Becoming]

your somewhat chubby
I am the alpha male
therefore anal is in order
sorry law of supply and demand miss

this is bad haiku
your is not same as you are
you should learn english

 

[Moderate_THIS]

this is bad haiku
your is not same as you are
you should learn english

Leave Omega be
be nice maybe free goodies
supplements kick ass

 

[Moderate_THIS]

michiu kaiuku????

A carp in a pond
sees ripples, not dimensions
God's hand in water

 

[SoreArms]

I see up her dress
impressive folliage here
the jungle runs wild

 

[Becoming]

A carp in a pond
sees ripples, not dimensions
God's hand in water

I see the carp too
light some T-N-T throw in
that bitch floats to top

 

[Becoming]

I see up her dress
impressive folliage here
the jungle runs wild

what dress you speak of
you should post up pics for me
don't bogart hineys

 

[SoreArms]

what dress you speak of
you should post up pics for me
don't bogart hineys

wonderous image
limited to memory
where are the crayons

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I see the carp too
light some T-N-T throw in
that bitch floats to top

LOL

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

nordstrom's empathy:
she died? can i have her clothes?
sorry, had to ask

 

[Lao Tzu]

nordstrom's empathy:
she died? can i have her clothes?
sorry, i had to ask

Everybody dies
Stop bitching and forget it
lets go eat some fruit

 

[Lao Tzu]

i have tons of cash
women love me, life is grand
but only online

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

hey there, look at me
i will pretend to like you
fill my empty void

 

[Becoming]

hey there, look at me
i will pretend to like you
fill my empty void

no filling voids here
i'm not jerkbox or F-Z
or t-bone either

 

[Scotsman]

Viking helmet on
Mead in stomach fuels the rage
Halfpints run in fear

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[OMEGA]

I like nice girls now
in bed they should be very nuaghty
hugs, oral, anal, on menu

 

[superqt4u2nv]

you call me Cosmo
man drinks are my choice of booze
you all love me right

BAWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAH!!!!



Yes of course we love you but really sugar who are you fooling you love the girly drinks.

 

[SoreArms]

QT has nice tits
I wish that I could hold them
shave the nipple hair

 

[Paulo]

need five syllables
can't come up with shit
somebody shoot me.

 

[Nighthawkk]

I stack the plates thick
Power deadlift, grunt-lift, slam
Just shat my gym pants

 

[SoreArms]

unwelcomed acne
little pimple on my face
splat on the mirror

 

[BrothaBill]

where is all the peeps
none are posting on this thread
this is too much fun

WHere all da peeps
Thats one for the ages
Brothabill is here to teach y'all to be sages

 

[SoreArms]

WHere all da peeps
Thats one for the ages
Brothabill is here to teach y'all to be sages

haikus you star trek fiend

 

[Paulo]

WHere all da peeps
Thats one for the ages
Brothabill is here to teach y'all to be sages

maybe in one of your alternate realities, that qualifies as a haiku, but in this one, no dice.

 

[BrothaBill]

Chaos, Brotha Chaos what have U done?
Youve created a monster, the thread that never ends
yes, it goes on and on my friends,
some people starting postin' on it, not knowin what it was
Now they'll continue posting forever just b/c
this is the thread that never ends, Yes it goes on and on my friend!!!
some people starting postin' on it, not knowin what it was
Now they'll continue posting forever just b/c
this is the thread that never ends, Yes it goes on and on my friend!!!some people starting postin' on it, not knowin what it was
Now they'll continue posting forever just b/c
this is the thread that never ends, Yes it goes on and on my friend!!!some people starting postin' on it, not knowin what it was
Now they'll continue posting forever just b/c
this is the thread that never ends, Yes it goes on and on my friend!!!some people starting postin' on it, not knowin what it was
Now they'll continue posting forever just b/c
this is the thread that never ends, Yes it goes on and on my friend!!!some people starting postin' on it, not knowin what it was
Now they'll continue posting forever just b/c
this is the thread that never ends, Yes it goes on and on my friend!!!some people starting postin' on it, not knowin what it was
Now they'll continue posting forever just b/c
this is the thread that never ends, Yes it goes on and on my friend!!!
OH Chaos what have you done??????

 

[Paulo]

nope, that's not it either.

5 syllables bro, first and last.

its a fairly easy concept really.

 

[BrothaBill]

haikus you star trek fiend

MMMKay! I must read more
before I respond
My posts you read of mine you must think Im blond!

 

[cheddar cheese]

facial on her face
bukkaki on her body
slap her like Simmons

 

[BrothaBill]

nope, that's not it either.

5 syllables bro, first and last.

its a fairly easy concept really.

Okkkay! I'll try harder next time, btw my peace train was slightly delayed by the authorities, so Im going to regroup and start a new one when I get my next unemplyment check in a few days. This time I shall bring the peace train around and learn from my mistakes

 

[SoreArms]

eating cottage cheese
before I lay to slumber
gassy night assured

 

[Mr. dB]

My penis measures
eleven inches in length
you read it and weep

 

[ChefWide]

Okkkay! I'll try harder next time, btw my peace train was slightly delayed by the authorities, so Im going to regroup and start a new one when I get my next unemplyment check in a few days. This time I shall bring the peace train around and learn from my mistakes

Is lonely living on that planet all by yourself, dude?

 

[from zero]

No apostophe
Should be in the thread title
Chaos, you dumb fuck

 

[The_Ghost]

my boss is crazy
please make those weird voices stop
someone please shoot me

 

[Moderate_THIS]

No apostophe
Should be in the thread title
Chaos, you dumb fuck

Your a real a-hole
their are no grammar buffs here
I won't except this

 

[SoreArms]

hot morning coffee
switch the engines to on, man
give jittery hands

 

[Becoming]

chaos is cool yo
from zero is a homo
something we all know

 

[jerkbox]

ok, let this die
these haikus are getting bad
many aren't haikus

 

[The_Ghost]

This dieting bites
Krsipy Kremes call out my name
greatness has its price

 

[Becoming]

ok, let this die
these haikus are getting bad
many aren't haikus

this thread is the best
it is fun to write these things
shut your pie hole now

 

[jh1]

this thread is the best
it is fun to write these things
shut your pie hole now

I prefer the term 'Wad Gobbler' when it comes to JerkBox. Thanks.

 

[jerkbox]

this thread is the best
it is fun to write these things
shut your pie hole now

pillow biting queen
hairy bear pounds your backside
plug your anal drip

 

[Becoming]

This dieting bites
Krsipy Kremes call out my name
greatness has its price

donuts are the shit
don't listen to the small peeps
tiny people suck

 

[Becoming]

pillow biting queen
hairy bear pounds your backside
plug your anal drip

no you can't hump me
please please do not include me
in your homo dreams

 

[PoyeBoy]

why do I come here
I hat you all so so much
I wish youd all die

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Post to C & C
Digger moves to the Law Board
Languishes and dies

 

[Robert Jan]

Nobody wrote a haiku on me?

I think im being ignored. I have quite a lot of posts and nobody really took notice of me too much so far

*whines*

 

[Becoming]

why do I come here
I hat you all so so much
I wish youd all die

I used to hat poye
then I stopped and changed my mind
you show us your tits

 

[Seashell]

Nobody wrote a haiku on me?

I think im being ignored. I have quite a lot of posts and nobody really took notice of me too much so far

*whines*

Robert Jan, cheesehead
Wears his clompas out on dates
En eet marsepein



There, better?

 

[SoreArms]

early this moring
had to go run at the gym
sporting a "semi"

 

[from zero]

Nobody wrote a haiku on me?

I think im being ignored. I have quite a lot of posts and nobody really took notice of me too much so far

*whines*

Robert Jan is Dutch
AKA The Netherlands
You can smoke weed there

 

[Becoming]

Canada kabong
Dishes out fat mega hits
I am a big fan