member haiku's

[Moderate_THIS]

Deus Ex kicks ass

Fatty or not we love him

But he's still a Fed

 

[ChefWide]

Chef, norse god of loving
Intellectual in white toque
Stir me like your pot

 

[Moderate_THIS]

From the land of Ice
indigenous to the Chef
very fucking cold

 

[ChefWide]

Matt the Skywalker
outsourcing jobs gets him hard
lusts for Biolab

 

[ChefWide]

Patiently Satan's Mage
stalks prey beyond this worlds edge
blood boils, chaos howls

 

[ChefWide]

Tuc's liver polluted
stumbling, smiling, chases skirts
beefy lips entice

 

[Seashell]

 

[Seashell]

Sipping a cosmo,
Waiting to rinse out the bleach,
BigDawg, Friday night

 

[ChefWide]

Tttlpkg whines
parrotted spin, twisted sight
chokes on absolutes

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Jerkbox lusts caffeine
piss poor thyroid
laughter reigns supreme

 

[ChefWide]

Seashell glistening
Her flesh, soulfilled, devouring
Chefs heart stops beating

 

[Moderate_THIS]

QT's grand cleavage
waxing moon, partial eclipse
bathroom break at hand

 

[ChefWide]

Velvet smooth, beguile
entrancing hand seeks the grain
silken thrill, stirs hearts

 

[Paulo]

Heart, vaccuous space
seldom to know otherwise
waiting for the end.

 

[ChefWide]

Vixen sun-drenched lips
infinitely animal
core softly warming

 

[ChefWide]

Paulo's blow hole spouts
Greenpeace fighting to save him
completely rotund

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Paulo's blow hole spouts
Greenpeace fighting to save him
completely rotund

ouch

 

[ChefWide]

OH shit

Sorry m8, momentary confusion Paulo/Paulos.

 

[The_Ghost]

Sipping a cosmo,
Waiting to rinse out the bleach,
BigDawg, Friday night

WTF

and its Sun & Thur by the way!!!!!

 

[ChefWide]

Strong Smart Sexy swims
Upstream, Drags Convictions, Truth
Methusaleh Old

 

[jerkbox]

Pasty white bicep
Longing to talk with mullet
Paulo waits in chat

 

[jerkbox]

No tan lines to see
ASCI fish kabongs don't hurt
Stalking me daily

 

[ChefWide]

D.C. Boys Freeball
Disco Thumping sweet sweat falls
Latex or Bareback?

 

[The_Ghost]

Pretending he's straight
in the closet he does hide
Jerkbox the gay male

 

[Seashell]

 

[ChefWide]

Curling redneck ape
Diversity hangs, rope swings
Flaming closet door opens

 

[The_Ghost]

living in T.O.
Seacups it can never be
marry you I won't

 

[jerkbox]

Dawg's fina nuts shrink
Men at bathhouse laugh loudly
Cosmo wants penis

 

[The_Ghost]

Dawg's fina nuts shrink
Men at bathhouse laugh loudly
Cosmo wants penis

LOL you can't hurt me, I got you first

 

[jerkbox]

LOL you can't hurt me, I got you first

mine was better raisin balls

 

[The_Ghost]

mine was better raisin balls

Bah, my boys are fine, they are super boys

 

[Moderate_THIS]

lil' pup does beatdown take
hunger agitates within
Austin 3:16

 

[The_Ghost]

lil' pup does beatdown take
hunger agitates within
Austin 3:16

I hat all of you!!!!!

 

[jh1]

Sipping a cosmo,
Waiting to rinse out the bleach,
BigDawg, Friday night

LOL.....

 

[The_Ghost]

picking on Cosmo
plat chat peeps are all haters
vengeance will be mine

 

[FreeballinDC]

D.C. Boys Freeball
Disco Thumping sweet sweat falls
Latex or Bareback?

Latex and Levitra, baby

Cheesecake and White Icing
Snow and boiling pool dips serene
Fred McMurry he ain't

 

[FreeballinDC]

Flair's protoge, maybe
Pondering this weeks chat folly
Busts us all up, funny!

 

[FreeballinDC]

cleavage and lace bra
Sailing, Mistake by the Lake
lady without compare

 

[superqt4u2nv]

QT's grand cleavage
waxing moon, partial eclipse
bathroom break at hand

Why no mention of bath water?

 

[The_Ghost]

mixing a cosmo
waking up fully clothied
Outdrank by a Dawg

 

[the nature boy]

Curling redneck ape
Diversity hangs, rope swings
Flaming closet door opens

LOL

 

[strongsmartsexy]

*snapping fingers*

 

[Seashell]

Assgarden, Asskite,
Chick-Fil-A for lunch each day,
and buttbutt for mod

 

[jh1]

El-Kabong, Swinging Chairs
Surfboards of Death and of course...
Kneeling Thirsty Alter Boys Galore

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

chaos mage; hygeine
teeth rotting out of sockets
drug panacea

 

[Seashell]

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

chefwide; liberal
keiko burgers, delishous
cue ball chrome dome head

 

[Burning_Inside]

So Jerkbox guy says
Mine was better raisin balls
Kiss my gleaming toof

 

[BrothaBill]

MMMKay!! Whatd I miss in my absence, BTW I was having a lil fun at the airport with my newfound superpowers, I dont suggest you go there and ask to speak to a federal agent and then they say "NO" then I says Ok I'll just leave... They say NO you cant leave now, I says then let me talk to a federal agent... they says NO... I says then Im leaving... they say no youre not... I says just watch me...Shift change... just my luck...so two shifts of cops stop, if it was just one I'd had made it!! But it was fun and one hell of a good workout...I think that was beter than yoga...I worked every msucle in my body throwing them all around... I got tasered three times... Funn.. funn!! Funnnnn!!! ANyhow...llong story short, Im back and ready to enlighten all who believe. just that simple hahahhahahahahahaaa!!! Wawsoouppp my mangy freendss!!! Whts with zeeee verses... Are you waiting for Zeee germans....???

 

[Scotsman]

Scotsman and Seashell
At mall with prods in their hands
people shocked slumber.


yes I am obsessed with the idea before you ask

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[FreeballinDC]

Michigan stud, cruise control
Can't hump the dump to blow load
Blest hand relieves stress

 

[from zero]

Y'all are fucking gay
My haiku is damn awesome
Well no, not really

 

[SoreArms]

mooshy mopshy japanese
ready on her hand or knees
to give me a taste of the saki

 

[Moderate_THIS]

FZ's fairy follies
syphilli infected anal drip
reply less gurgle

 

[from zero]

mooshy mopshy japanese
ready on her hand or knees
to give me a taste of the saki

That's not haiku, asspicnic.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Subway diet eat
C-Ditty fool us all with
Pauls fat bastard tale

 

[ChefWide]

chefwide; liberal
keiko burgers, delishous
cue ball chrome dome head

Deus Ex Machina
Dancing Hammertime hot pants
Fanny Pack Beef Cake

 

[jh1]

Fonz is great
Just ask him
Nicely, or else... BANNED

 

[jerkbox]

FZ's fairy follies
syphilli infected anal drip
reply less gurgle

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Deus Ex Machina
Dancing Hammertime hot pants
Fanny Pack Beef Cake

Deus Ex Machina is 6 syllables.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Fonz is great
Just ask him
Nicely, or else... BANNED

Mind if I take a stab?

Fonz is great in mind
Pic cut muscle, just ask him
Nicely, or else...BANNED

 

[ChefWide]

not if its in french.

 

[jerkbox]

dancing gifs galore
romo impregnates his cat
and makes dude kabobs

 

[SoreArms]

That's not haiku, asspicnic.

ate too much fiber
have to run to the toilet
no toilet paper

 

[The_Ghost]

dancing gifs galore
romo impregnates his cat
and makes dude kabobs

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Duckling turns to swan
warmth mixed with beautiful
This is Seashell's ode.

 

[OMEGA]

Great thread
In need of martini
why is Nature boy putting on lipstick?
Supersizeme geigh?

 

[ChefWide]

Havoc sings praises
Imperial Majesty
Haile Selassi

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

jerkbox begins quest
shares sleeping bag with FZ
ahhh, relaxation

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Psycho girlfriend love
Don't fall off the boat bow
JH1 Lives Life full now.

 

[FreeballinDC]

black black black black
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
black ass black dial tone

 

[from zero]

PoyeBoy is now gay
He runs around like a fag
Homosexual

 

[FreeballinDC]

black black black black black
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
black ass black dial tone

 

[ChefWide]

Fonz: King Modesty
Watches mirrors endlessly
BANNED! in perpetuity



(Hey deus ex, is Banned one sylable?)

 

[jh1]

Psycho girlfriend love
Don't fall off the boat bow
JH1 Lives Life full now.

You Love me, You really Really LOVE ME.


Freedom Ruled his world
Found true love in girl
and not the gusher, wow

 

[ChefWide]

black black black black black
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
black ass black dial tone

Oh my god. The philip glass of haiku!!!

 

[jerkbox]

PoyeBoy is now gay
He runs around like a fag
Homosexual

that is fucking great

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

PoyeBoy likes phone sex
"hi, thanks for calling man sluts"
Poye: broke mah anus

 

[from zero]

Canadian girl
Seashell, that is her name, yo
Remove all your clothes

 

[ChefWide]

George Spellwin owns it
Big Rick Rock ex president
Karma? Digger freaks!

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

WODIN lacks fiber
colonoscopy due soon
nyah nyah poo poo poo

 

[jerkbox]

Philly wannabe
Clutch mommy's apron no more
Jersey white trash boy

 

[from zero]

I can outbench you
I'll always be able to
You weak little girl

 

[jerkbox]

Glory hole captain
Nature broly at his best
ass-to-mouth special

 

[FreeballinDC]

Masturbator you
jelq like there is no 'morrow
balls dry and raisiny

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Glory hole captain
Nature broly at his best
ass-to-mouth special

masterful, exquisite, A++

 

[Turd Ferguson]

You Love me, You really Really LOVE ME.


Freedom Ruled his world
Found true love in girl
and not the gusher, wow

I could have started a company with the amout of secreations that came out of that girl.

 

[from zero]

Bigdawg is "Cosmo"
He has a carry-all purse
Keeps his balls in it

 

[jh1]

JerkBox was his name
Incesant stalking turned him gay
Flirtbox was born to hide his shame

 

[ChefWide]

Cipher Lock Alter King
Teurettes Syndrome Posting Style
Who is he today?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

jh1 robs cribs
with kids he backdoor follies
coitus interruptus

 

[strongsmartsexy]

B I N G O
B I N G O
B I N G O
KrispyKremeDawggyPoo is his name now

 

[jh1]

jh1 robs cribs
with kids he backdoor follies
coitus interruptus

Good, good.

But you have to work the taint in there for the extra point.

 

[jh1]

Taint measurements of our friends
Anya can't get caught doing so
Oh why oh why, we won't know

 

[ChefWide]

Taint measurements of our friends
Anya can't get caught doing so
Oh why oh why, we won't know

er... how does that work?

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Taint measurements of our friends
Anya can't get caught doing so
Oh why oh why, we won't know

is that even a haiku?

 

[from zero]

JH, you are horrible at making haikus.

Do you KNOW what a haiku is?

 

[The_Ghost]

Jerky, Bile, Paulo
hetros in plat chat they act
man kabob they are

 

[jh1]

JH, you are horrible at making haikus.

Do you KNOW what a haiku is?

Sorry to intrude Haiku genious. Please, continue.

 

[jerkbox]

give him a break....he didn't get past 3rd grade english