Damn! I just go out of the shower and all I have to say is, "I AM GORGEOUS!"
I wish I wasn't "me" so that I could pick "me" up in a bar and take "me" home and fuck the shit out of my ass.
Well, I thought it was funny!
Kayne,
Yes, I am a C.P.A. I worked the past several years at Deloitte & Touche in San Francisco. However, I worked on the tax side of the house, not in audit. I specialized in telecommunications taxes. I hated it. I got fired. Now, I'm taking my life in a new direction. I'm much happier but I'm poor!
MAY
YOU THINK LIKE I DO. I'M A SEXY BITCH ALSO. I WISH I COULD PICK ME UP IF I WERE A FEMALE AND I SAW MY MALE SELF OUT AT A BAR. ANYWAY---YOU DONT WANT TO DO ACCT ANYMORE? I JUST TOOK MY FIRST ACCT CLASS THIS SEMESTER. I HATED IT. WHY DONT YOU LOOK FOR A JOB WITH A FIRM THAT YOU LIKE? YOU WILL MAKE MUCH MORE MONEY I'M SURE.