may1010

[bignate73]

happy now? check your pm.
just call me fatboy.

 

[May1010]

Why did you send me that picture of you in bed with the chimp? That's just plain sick.

 

[bignate73]

the chimp wanted it....so i gave it to her. you like how she has lipstick and a blonde wig? that was my idea. the spatula and vaseline was hers.

 

[May1010]

Myself? I prefer eggbeaters and rubberbands.

 

[bignate73]

ohhhh. yeah. i wasnt feeling too daring. she was "g"ed out so i couldnt do too much before she fell asleep. so im stuck sitting up with a boner and bushel of banannas. geeez. what a tease.

 

[May1010]

... Hmmm ... that's quite a predicament you've got there. Unfortunately, I've got some homework I've got to finish so I can be of no counsel to you at this time.

I will, however, check in later to see how the situation resolved itself.

 

[Big Johnson]

That wouldn't have happened if you'd stuck with the orangutan I introduced you to.