Maxine

[feisty11975]

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by
herself:
>
> Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
>
> Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
>
> Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
>
> Maxine: "No, they open!"
>

 

[chefbone]

Very true!!!

 

[feisty11975]

Very true!!!

 

[samoth]

C-



HTH,

 

[feisty11975]

C-



HTH,

 

[samoth]

 

[feisty11975]

 

[samoth]

:sawastea:

 

[feisty11975]

:sawastea:

 

[samoth]

 

[feisty11975]

 

[chefbone]

:lam-o:

 

[feisty11975]

:lam-o:

 

[samoth]

:lam-o:

HTH,

 

[feisty11975]

HTH,

 

[heatherrae]

Okay, along a similar vein:

man walks into a bar and sits next to a gorgeous girl and says, "Bartender, get this douchebag a drink, on me." The bartender admonishes the man to cut out the nonsense or get thrown out. The lady says, "oh that's okay." So the bartender says, "well then, what are you having?" To which she responds, "Vinegar and water, straight up."

hehehe.