i'll cure your illness with a brick, wiffle ball bat and branding iron as soon as i get there in my WHAAAAWAAAAAAmbulance
just kidding, i'm sure you have a serious illness and didn't mean to use it against me as a weak comeback the same way someone would say "my mom is dead" after having been served a "your mom" joke.
BUT - if you're seriously ill then i'm sorry i said your vagina is dry and once the illness is gone i'm sure it will be ready and moist for the next vegetable/bottle/dog