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Maude and Claude, both 85, lived in a retirement community.
They met in the social center and discovered over time that they
enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for
dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic
restaurant in town. Despite his age, Claude was still a charmer.
Afterward, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an
after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the afterglow of the magic moments they'd
shared, each lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Claude was thinking:
"If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."
Maude was thinking "
If I'd known he could get it up, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
They met in the social center and discovered over time that they
enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for
dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic
restaurant in town. Despite his age, Claude was still a charmer.
Afterward, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an
after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the afterglow of the magic moments they'd
shared, each lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Claude was thinking:
"If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."
Maude was thinking "
If I'd known he could get it up, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
