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Math test

anthrax

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This is a TRUE test that a Nashville teacher gave to his students:

1) Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out 0f 10
shots, and he shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by
shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2) Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for
$320 and two grams to Willie for $85 per gram. What is the value of the
balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3) Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick,
how many tricks will each hooker have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800
per day crack habit?

4) Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit.
How many ounces of cut will he need?

5) Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a
4X4. If he's already stolen 2 BMW's and three 4X4's, how many Chevy's will
he have to steal to make $800?

6) Raoul is in prison for six years for murder. He got $10,000 for the
hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money
will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will he get for
killing the bitch that spent the money?


7) If the average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with three
cans of paint?

8) Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the
gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
 
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DIVISION said:
Damn......I thought they were gonna let that slide. :(

That test was one of the few reality checks those kids will get before they graduate from the public school system. :xeye:

DIV

Yeah

It's good to teach those kids how to cut coke to make more profit
We need more businessmen in this country
 
Anthrax said:
Yeah

It's good to teach those kids how to cut coke to make more profit
We need more businessmen in this country

I got 5 on it! :idea:

The basics of druglord economics.





DIV
 
slat1 said:
Girls turn tricks for $65 in Nashville? I say thats where the next EF meetup should be :)
lol
 
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