Masturbate like nobody is watching!

[sawastea]

My grandmother caught me once while I was in Argentina, in our ranch. I thought it would be cool to take 5min of sawastea time. Didn't think anyone was in the house. Kinda sucked, but I was still anble to finish after she left.

 

[Longhorn85]

my cat always watches.

I knew it! I always wondered about women and those weirdly close relationships with their pets.

 

[Deterass]

my cat always watches.

I can't stand to have sex in front of my dog,i have to get up and make him go out.

 

[SoreArms]

My grandmother caught me once while I was in Argentina, in our ranch. I thought it would be cool to take 5min of sawastea time. Didn't think anyone was in the house. Kinda sucked, but I was still anble to finish after she left.

do you always talk about yourself in 1st person like that?

"Sawastea hungry", "Sawastea tired", "Sawastea jack off"

 

[sawastea]

I think of myself as "The Rock."

So, what's new alongside the Rio Grande?!?

 

[jackangel]

how inappropriate.

 

[Mr. dB]

If my cat starts rubbing against my leg while I'm doing it, is that bestialism? And what if it's a male cat?

 

[hamstershaver]

my cat always watches.

your pussy watches you touch your pussy

 

[bran987]

tell me you're joking bor

cheap ass apartment doors, the thing didn't latch. btw it's every bit as embarassing as it seems it would be. but still not as bad as sawastea&grandma

 

[JarHed]

"Happiness is a journey, not a destination. So work like you don't need
money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one's watching, and masturbate like no one cares"