Married Men Have Lower Testosterone

[2Thick]

A recent study done in Boston shows that married men have lower test than their single counterparts.

And men who spend lots of quality time with their wives have the least amount of test.

There you go. Women are officially evil.

 

[biteme]

Did they give a reason as to what may be the cause for this?

 

[The Shadow]

yeah - the wives keep their balls in a mason jar

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Not my marriage. Shit, you shoulda seen my weekend!

I'd guess that this holds true for any long-term relationship. Most people don't know how to live together well long-term.

 

[georgie24]

how many mg's of test a week for a man who's been married for 12 years lol

 

[GinNJuice]

LOL,

boy are you wrong!

 

[KnoXville]

I can think of three plausible reasons for this:

(1)
The couples are together so much, and have so much love between them, that their bodies somehow create a kind of equilibrium and endrocrinal activity disrupts from standared evolutionary homeostasis to instead form a new system.

(2)
Instinctually men while married are no longer on the hunt or need to be terratirial / threatened by other men in competition for a mate. They have found a settlement and are comfortable. Hence there bodies over time adapt to this new confort zone.

(3)
Marriage is a slow dynamic process that turns ordinary manly men into feminine pussies by lowering their man juice. Also, all women are secretly aliens from Venus that originally came to earth in a large elaborate scheme to harvest all the precious Testosterone they could from us in order to feed Jizzabah, their mysterious and ultimately evil spider god.

I personally believe in option three, its the only logical explanation if you really stop and think about it.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

lol

 

[casavant]

That is a correlational relationship. Not necessarily a causal one.

Studies have also shown that men with naturally higher testosterone have a harder time holding down long term relationships.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Studies have also shown that men with naturally higher testosterone have a harder time holding down long term relationships. [/B]

This is so not true. I've had several relationships that lasted for a couple weeks.

 

[casavant]

This is so not true. I've had several relationships that lasted for a couple weeks.

LOL. Likewise.

 

[DownUnder23]

yeah - the wives keep their balls in a mason jar

 

[Testosterone boy]

And men who spend lots of quality time with their wives have the least amount of test.

There you go. Women are officially evil. [/B]

I think that test doesn't like the way the female mind works. I feel like a Ford engine trying to hook up with a Chevy engine when it comes to their personality. I'm officially fucked.

 

[Intenceman]

This is actually old news, but still a reason why I will never get married again....

 

[JDarty6173]

Great, just what I needed..Another reason to avoid marriage..

 

[Testosterone boy]

Nice avatar spatts. Definitely highly bangable material there.