Mark your calendars:

[Mr. dB]

RALEIGH, N.C. — If there had been time, Marie Exley would have liked to start a family. Instead, the 32-year-old Army veteran has less than six months left, which she'll spend spreading a stark warning: Judgment Day is almost here.

Exley is part of a movement of Christians loosely organized by radio broadcasts and websites, independent of churches and convinced by their reading of the Bible that the end of the world will begin on May 21, 2011.

End of Days in May? Believers enter final stretch - U.S. news - Life - msnbc.com

 

[shirlene29]

this is periously close to my due date....I think it'd probably suck to deliver during revelations

 

[cindylou]

this is periously close to my due date....I think it'd probably suck to deliver during revelations

lol

 

[mrplunkey]

End of days is well underway. Barry is clearly a sign.

 

[nangiggles]

this is periously close to my due date....I think it'd probably suck to deliver during revelations

well Omega did say you had anti-christ/savior in there... maybe it's part of teh prophecy!

 

[shirlene29]

well Omega did say you had anti-christ/savior in there... maybe it's part of teh prophecy!

shit

 

[just...v]

I thought the world was gonna end in like the year 2000. WTF happened to 2012? This fucking May shit is jumping the gun.

 

[Mr. dB]

I thought the world was gonna end in like the year 2000. WTF happened to 2012? This fucking May shit is jumping the gun.

They're using Jesus' calendar, not the Mayan one.

 

[cindylou]

I think that's really sad. My Dad tried to date set when he was younger..he told me that he thought the rapture would take place on May 5, 1995.

 

[RADAR]

And Damn! I just put a new paint job on my car!

 

[kx250rider]

Why couldn't they end the world on April 9? That way we could escape 2010 income tax day on the 15th, and property tax day in most states on the 10th?

Charles

 

[trex74]

this is periously close to my due date....I think it'd probably suck to deliver during revelations

what with all the dragons, horsemen, things covered in eyes, harlots and scroll reading, I think the delivery would have to take a backseat to all the other shenanigans

 

[Mr. dB]

what with all the dragons, horsemen, things covered in eyes, harlots and scroll reading, I think the delivery would have to take a backseat to all the other shenanigans

John was clearly tripping his ass off. They musta had some pretty stout wine back then.

 

[cindylou]

lol @ anyone taking that book literally - that shiz happened years ago...

 

[cindylou]

John was clearly tripping his ass off. They musta had some pretty stout wine back then.

any alcohol mentioned in a positive manner was grape juice...everything else is from Satan

 

[Captain FT]

What would Brian Boitano do?

 

[Mr. dB]

any alcohol mentioned in a positive manner was grape juice...everything else is from Satan

Well Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine...

 

[cindylou]

Well Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine...

lol! I know that...it was a joke...because there are some that believe that the wine mentioned at that wedding was unfermented

 

[SpyWizard]

Not even the Son knows the time he will return..

but numerologist have it all figured out.. just like jimmy carter was = 666 the anti christ..

so who here is a pre or post believer in the rapture..??

 

[cindylou]

do you mean pre or post millenium

 

[cindylou]

There are preterist and historicist interpretations, and people who believe it will happen in the future. I'm sure there are others.

 

[EnderJE]

What would Brian Boitano do?

Why...I think that he would kick an ass or two...

 

[Mr. dB]

Don't the Catholics believe that all the events described in The Revelation were played out during Roman times?

 

[ceo]

There go those crazy christians again!

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm really looking forward to taunting them on May 22.