Man kills sister... Thinks she is the devil

[Big Brother Val]

Cool.

So all I have to do when I murder someone is say I was doing humanity a favor by killing the devil. Then I can get out of prison in 18 months.

That rocks.

I've got several people that fit that. Come to think of it, I never really noticed before... but now I realize that they all have horns and cloved hooves!

HOLY SHIT!

GET MY KNIVES AND MY SPADE!

Wait... maybe I need to move to Robin Hood's home, in Sherwood, Knottingham where this dumb fuck lives...

Those people are stupid.

 

[spongebob]

most women are the devil.

 

[spongebob]

Sponge, your avatar.... I hope you didn't take the time to draw on your own dick.

dont talk about my girl shirley like that. isnt she a doll face? i love holding her tight.

 

[Big Brother Val]

dont talk about my girl shirley like that. isnt she a doll face? i love holding her tight.

She probably has bad mood swings... soft one minute and then BAM!... next thing you know she's all hard and rigid. Be careful, man... stroke her the wrong way, and she could blow her top.

 

[spongebob]

She probably has bad mood swings... soft one minute and then BAM!... next thing you know she's all hard and rigid. Be careful, man... stroke her the wrong way, and she could blow her top.

yea i had to learn the hard way, she is sensitive. ive found that if i talk to her while holding her tight she likes it.