Man farts near cop........is charged with battery

[jaybois]

Man Passes Gas, Charged with Battery on Officer

lol

 

[AAP]

Must have been one of those horrible protein farts.

"Gas Attack!!!"

 

[BlueBird]

Meh, it'll never stick, he farted under duress....browbeated into flatulance if you will.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Let's hope there is no gas chamber for him

 

[NEO1]

Don't poo poo on the po po

 

[Six8]

Maybe the cop blamed it on the guy

 

[jnevin]

lol

 

[Arabian]

Unreal.. Most cops are friggen punks......................

 

[lartinos]

So if he shitted on him is it attempted murder?