Make me laugh!!

[big4life]

OK, I asked for the snow I got, but I never said anything about the sleet and ice I'm getting.

Plus my phone has died for some reason and they can't get out to check it till tomorrow at the earliest. Probably Friday with this weather.

Then I have to get up and try to drive in this mess tomorrow to get to work.

Or maybe not.


Somebody make me laugh!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

 

[manny78]

Bro dont worry I'm used to this crap 4 months a year. Snow, ice storm, shit we got everything possible here in Canada......

 

[curling]

Ok how about this. This flea walks into a bar and orders a whiskey, drinks it and hops out of the bar's saloon type doors. He lands flat on his back on the sidewalk and says, "Dad gummit, somebody must moved my dog."

Hey I tried.

 

[big4life]

Bro dont worry I'm used to this crap 4 months a year. Snow, ice storm, shit we got everything possible here in Canada......

Yeah but ya'll know how to drive in this.

People down here go nuts.

I have a 4x4, so I can get around some what.
It's the other people who drive me nuts.

Thanks hs, that did make me smile.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Its never ever snows in baton rouge, well i wanted to make some cock and balls in my front yard. i work at a golf course and its shut down today due to the snow. So i go outside on my roof and start shoveling the snow off. I get about three fourths the way up the roof and i start sliding down the roof. I drop the shovel and fall off into one of my moms flower beds. Then my dad comes outside bitching that im gonna put a whole in the roof. assshole.



i have a pic of some kak and balls i built on my sisters car if you want it. She needs to wake up to something like that.

 

[AAP]

Why bother to live anywhere with those conditions?

 

[big4life]

This is supposed to be sunny and warm South Carolina.

 

[manny78]

Its never ever snows in baton rouge, well i wanted to make some cock and balls in my front yard. i work at a golf course and its shut down today due to the snow. So i go outside on my roof and start shoveling the snow off. I get about three fourths the way up the roof and i start sliding down the roof. I drop the shovel and fall off into one of my moms flower beds. Then my dad comes outside bitching that im gonna put a whole in the roof. assshole.



i have a pic of some kak and balls i built on my sisters car if you want it. She needs to wake up to something like that.

here it is.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Thats my cock !

 

[big4life]

Thats my cock !

I hope your girlfriend likes it cold.

 

[big4life]

ok, both of theses made me laugh.

 

[big4life]

and this one.

 

[3Vandoo]

Bro dont worry I'm used to this crap 4 months a year. Snow, ice storm, shit we got everything possible here in Canada......

You are too consersative, four months a year! hmmmm

Ill say 6

 

[daised]

anyone hear about buffalo and how last week they got 7 feet of snow! seriously... all my relatives called and were like, umm we are trapped, we can't get out of our house. of course my uncle called to complain that all the bars were closed (i guess he climbed out the window and walked like 2 miles and all 4 bars around his house were closed) lol.

 

[starfish]

Come to Key West and laugh at my funky sunburn

starfish

 

[big4life]

Come to Key West and laugh at my funky sunburn

starfish

I don't think I would make it back for work on Friday.


I'm glad somebody has nice weather.