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[Benzi]

I don't know if this will help, but here is what happened this weekend at the dorms

my hallmate had a lacrosse recruit
he got him very drunk
the recruit passed out
we drew things: cocks on his face, confessions about him as his mother, and other such things
he started puking
we tried to drag him into the bathroom, we were drunk, we dropped him face down on the floor
10 minutes later, he started turning purple
an ambulance was called
the cops were called
they took away our liquer
they read what we wrote on the kids body as they were securing him to a backboard
they laft their ass off
they gave us back our liquer
as they were fiddling with the kid, who looked like he was dying, my friends and i were downstairs taking pictures in the cop car and on the ambulance
we strapped one of my fiends to a stretcher,
cops came downstairs, we were too slow, they saw us taking pictures of our bound friend
they didn't laugh

I don't think the kid is going to end up coming here, at least he left behind a great many memories... and lived

Hoped this help