made out with a lesbians... girl need to be more like them...

[sweed]

so after work on sudays ( gay night) we all drink and get shitty.... but since a 3 day weekend, it was more crazy in the club and fuckin packed, so after work we all drank... shots of petrone and jager.. and a " southbeach slammer" which will get a 500 lbs man fuckin in one drink... so before a shot this lesbian bartender, who is hot and always grabbs my ass in work was like, lets so a shot,,, she makes out with me and grabs my cawk, going " oooooo" shit man... wtf.... then she was randomly grabbing me all night... then on the ride home ( we all smoked a little in the car) she gives another make out session and grabs me a lot... wtf.. why can;t straight girls be more like this, we would all be a lot more happy

 

[fistfullofsteel]

so after work on sudays ( gay night) we all drink and get shitty.... but since a 3 day weekend, it was more crazy in the club and fuckin packed, so after work we all drank... shots of petrone and jager.. and a " southbeach slammer" which will get a 500 lbs man fuckin in one drink... so before a shot this lesbian bartender, who is hot and always grabbs my ass in work was like, lets so a shot,,, she makes out with me and grabs my cawk, going " oooooo" shit man... wtf.... then she was randomly grabbing me all night... then on the ride home ( we all smoked a little in the car) she gives another make out session and grabs me a lot... wtf.. why can;t straight girls be more like this, we would all be a lot more happy

why didn't u lay down the pipe?

 

[sweed]

why didn't u lay down the pipe?

she had a girl comin over, lol... i know i know.. 3... fuck u

 

[jack sparrow]

Jeez Sweed...you didn't stick around for the fireworks?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bro next time check the adams apple

 

[jack sparrow]

bro next time check the adams apple

The voice of experience speaks to you loud and clear.

 

[chefbone]

If she is a "true" lesbian, do not get involved. Trust me broham, I come you firsthand with this knowledge.
If she's Bi, hit it and run!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

The voice of experience speaks to you loud and clear.

jack_schitt = in denial about kissing a boy

 

[jack sparrow]

jack_schitt = in denial about kissing a boy

GoldenD=Adams Apple Afficianado.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol twit

 

[jack sparrow]

lol twit

bitch.

 

[JayC9]

was she butch or bitch?

once you've had two in the bed you won't want to go back to just one

 

[chefbone]

was she butch or bitch?

once you've had two in the bed you won't want to go back to just one

I've had two, three and a chick watchin' the foursome. I don't want to go back to that again. One is enough, maybe two on a special occasion!

 

[JayC9]

I've had two, three and a chick watchin' the foursome. I don't want to go back to that again. One is enough, maybe two on a special occasion!

reasons being?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bitch.

i love hte way you sign every post/k message. cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

 

[jack sparrow]

i love hte way you sign every post/k message. cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

You mean with ? I thought you would dig that.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol no, look again, mr schitt

 

[jack sparrow]

Hmmm...I'll look at this one again tomorrow.

BITCH.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

look you did it again

 

[jack sparrow]

What?