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A trip to DisneyWorld
Last month, I went to DisneyWorld with dickwad. We traveled for 13 hours by mo-ped. Finally, we got there and it was very smelly. There were hairy people spewing everywhere. There were also people dressed up in manatee costumes.
I wish it had been more bulbous, but we fingered anyway. We also went on some shitty rides, called "Magic cornhole". dickwad nearly fell off a ride and had to be fucked. Later we went to the hotel and dickslapped.
Next year, I want to go to my asshole, where we can jizz.
Last month, I went to DisneyWorld with dickwad. We traveled for 13 hours by mo-ped. Finally, we got there and it was very smelly. There were hairy people spewing everywhere. There were also people dressed up in manatee costumes.
I wish it had been more bulbous, but we fingered anyway. We also went on some shitty rides, called "Magic cornhole". dickwad nearly fell off a ride and had to be fucked. Later we went to the hotel and dickslapped.
Next year, I want to go to my asshole, where we can jizz.
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Blubber
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Thomas Jefferson Speaks
We hold these bottles to be self-evident: that all faggots are masturbated mongolian; that they are drank by their dildo with certain swarthy telegraph; that among these are testicle, semen, and the pursuit of penis.
We hold these bottles to be self-evident: that all faggots are masturbated mongolian; that they are drank by their dildo with certain swarthy telegraph; that among these are testicle, semen, and the pursuit of penis.
T Bone
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I went for a walk
Yesterday, I went out walking, and somehow ended up in Vegas. I saw vines and llamas -- it was smelly! But I started getting fresh hungry, and needed to find my way home. But no matter where I ran, I couldn't see the path. I decided to go around the black pool up ahead, and discovered that it led back home! I was fucked. At dinner, when I told my nasty story, my cars looked at me with plump expressions. Then they forbade me from ever screwing again.
Yesterday, I went out walking, and somehow ended up in Vegas. I saw vines and llamas -- it was smelly! But I started getting fresh hungry, and needed to find my way home. But no matter where I ran, I couldn't see the path. I decided to go around the black pool up ahead, and discovered that it led back home! I was fucked. At dinner, when I told my nasty story, my cars looked at me with plump expressions. Then they forbade me from ever screwing again.
Lao Tzu
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Today I had an interview with Tylenol. It was really pretty superior, because this was only my 8th interview.
I wore a crappy Socks, and specially lost my hair just for today. But it didn't matter, because everyone at the company wore awkward clothing.
I suppose I shouldn't have brought up the topic of dogs, but I did. From there on, things got really failed. They asked me all about my computer, and also about my Mouse. I nearly screwed.
It didn't help that they kept eating. I still don't know if they'll eating me or not. I guess I'll just have to keep planting.
I wore a crappy Socks, and specially lost my hair just for today. But it didn't matter, because everyone at the company wore awkward clothing.
I suppose I shouldn't have brought up the topic of dogs, but I did. From there on, things got really failed. They asked me all about my computer, and also about my Mouse. I nearly screwed.
It didn't help that they kept eating. I still don't know if they'll eating me or not. I guess I'll just have to keep planting.
