Lurkers make your first ever post on this thread please.

[gonelifting]

We know you`re out there, we know you want to do it, do it now. We won`t bite (except maybe for Tuc, but he`s had his shots). C`mon say anything. Just say "hi" or introduce yourself. You can see we`re harmless here, I`m just messing around in between pumping gas at the station. It gets boring...

Do it. do it. do it. do it...go go go go go go...

ONE person... come on!!!

PS no alts or FromZero please.

 

[hamstershaver]

hi

 

[Smurfy]

hi

 

[BrandonXJ]

bonjour!

 

[c-sharp minor]

high

 

[ringperm]

Greetings and fair wishes to you all.
Not quite a true lurker, but far from a known figure in the EF world.

 

[Scotch Egg]

I am newish, my name is wierdly Bernard Postmore, kinda ironic looking at my posts per day.

 

[Smurfy]

I am newish, my name is wierdly Bernard Postmore, kinda ironic looking at my posts per day.

lol @ Bernard Postmore

 

[Scotch Egg]

smurfy, I like you, you seem to have real nice boobs

 

[bran987]

smurfy, I like you, you seem to have real nice boobs

lol, you may be a lurker but you sure do talk like most of the guys on here

 

[Dougly]

smurfy, I like you, you seem to have real nice boobs

lol Nice one

 

[gonelifting]

Bernard Postwhore? you is an alt with that kind of attitude. Now all you gegils are scaring the potentials away!!! Stop!

It`s already ruined. damn you people!!!

FromZero wtf?!?!?!?!?

 

[bran987]

yeah this thread is ruined
start a new one with better instructions!

 

[gonelifting]

yeah this thread is ruined
start a new one with better instructions!

What`s wrong with this "Lurkers make your first ever post on this thread please." grASS Muncher.

 

[Smurfy]

smurfy, I like you, you seem to have real nice boobs

lol. who u be?

 

[Becoming]

Dude they are not going to come out... they know peeps are just waiting to Pwn on them...

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

phat bastards

 

[unikron]

olla

 

[SoreArms]

olla

aha!

 

[Fragadelic]

What's everyone's favorite season?

 

[Becoming]

olla

now post up something with some meat to it so we can start disecting and degrading your life....

 

[gonelifting'smom]

I've been here for a while, checking up on my son, the squrielly little whipersnaper that he is...

 

[bluepeter]

I've been here for a while, checking up on my son, the squrielly little whipersnaper that he is...

Yo momma so fat.............

 

[Becoming]

I've been here for a while, checking up on my son, the squrielly little whipersnaper that he is...

take off your pants! show us your tits!

 

[jh1]

I've been here for a while, checking up on my son, the squrielly little whipersnaper that he is...

Hey... who said you could take my member out your mouth to talk....

Back at it.. Biatch....

 

[gonelifting]

take off your pants! show us your tits!

Hey WTF?!?!?!? One request at a time! She`s old.

 

[gonelifting'smom]

Hey WTF?!?!?!? One request at a time! She`s old.

I may be old but I still have stamina, esp. for some of these fine EF studs....gonelifting, I need you to change my depends, they are soiled.

 

[gonelifting]

I may be old but I still have stamina, esp. for some of these fine EF studs....gonelifting, I need you to change my depends, they are soiled.

Mom I`m trying to be cool here, please leave me alone. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

 

[bluepeter]

Mom I`m trying to be cool here, please leave me alone. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

That's a pretty quick turnaround time there GL, 3 minutes between posts. Now go change your Depends!

 

[Bullit]

Lurkers love my material.

 

[gonelifting]

Where is my mom?

 

[Becoming]

Where is my mom?

tiger88 donkey punched her ass... she is still knocked out in the little house... i told him not to hit her so hard.....

 

[gonelifting'smom]

Where is my mom?

here I am son, now please fetch me some denture cream...

 

[gonelifting]

here I am son, now please fetch me some denture cream...

OK. Did you wash my red underwear, I could`nt find them?

PS I left the pie out of the fridge, please put it back. thanks

 

[chewyxrage]

Hi my name is chewyxrage.

I like stuff.

and stuff.

 

[SoreArms]

Hi my name is chewyxrage.

I like stuff.

and stuff.

sorry, we only have crap and things

 

[chewyxrage]

sorry, we only have crap and things

Well................ you're fired.

 

[GodOfThunder]

~I Miss Her Sometimes~
I ran into my old girlfriend the otherday,
then I backed up and ran ito her again.
I miss her sometimes.

 

[gonelifting'smom]

OK. Did you wash my red underwear, I could`nt find them?

PS I left the pie out of the fridge, please put it back. thanks

Before I could wash them, BBF stopped over and borrowed them...he said something about needing them for work, I guess he works at a bar as a "dancer." Did you enjoy momma's fresh rubarb pie? The pie was looking pretty wrecked, though not much was eaten...