Love letter generator...

[EnderJE]

Dear jen,

How are things, my darling?
I hope you are well and are feeling cheerful as always.

Sweetheart, I just wanted to let you know that you are wonderful part of my life!

I don't know if I've never told you this, but your beautiful deep blue eyes have always reminded me of electricity and plasma. I've often wondered if they glow in the dark and is it possible for you to power an entire house with your eyes. Oh darling do you realise how much we could save on bills? I think its really cute the way your eyes dilate when you get angry (as they are probably doing right now, no doubt)

I admire the way you brush your lovely brown hair, and its funny when your hair collects static and stands on end. It reminds me of a cute little hedgehog, or even one of those little troll dolls!

I love it when we hit the nightclubs downtown. Its so much fun to make a complete twit of myself with my dancing techniques, and its even more fun watching you and your friends rolling around the floor laughing at me!

You know I've always loved your gorgeous eyes and I can't wait to see you again so I can drool over your eyes and make a complete fool out of myself in public as always.

You are the only reason I exist, and my life is meaningless without you.

Happy Valentines Day!

Yours, and only yours,

EnderJE

xxx @}-->---


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No more stupid poems for me! I'm going to have this on autocreate for when I get into trouble...

 

[jaded]

Dear JerseyArt,

How are things, my darling?
I hope you are well and are feeling cheerful as always.

Darling, I just wanted to tell you that you are truly special to me!

I don't know if I've never told you this, but those mystifying brown eyes of yours look just like little raisins, and I've often wondered if thats whats really inside your eyeballs and, does having raisins in your eyes enhance your vision any better? I think its really cute the way your eyes dilate when you get angry (as they are probably doing right now, no doubt)

I admire the way you brush your lovely brown hair, and its funny when your hair collects static and stands on end. It reminds me of a cute little hedgehog, or even one of those little troll dolls!

Walking along the beach, hand in hand with you, has always been one of my favourite things to do. Watching you get ice-cream all over your hands is funny and watching you squirm and scream when I drop ice-cream down your pants is even funnier!

You know I've always loved your gorgeous lips and I can't wait to see you again so I can drool over your lips and make a complete fool out of myself in public as always.

You are the only reason I exist, and my life is meaningless without you.

Happy Valentines Day!

Yours, and only yours,

jaded

xxx @}-->---

 

[jerseyart]

Dear Jaded,

How are things, my darling?
I hope you are well and are feeling cheerful as always.

Darling, I just wanted to tell you that you are truly special to me!

I don't know if I've never told you this, but those mystifying brown eyes of yours look just like little raisins, and I've often wondered if thats whats really inside your eyeballs and, does having raisins in your eyes enhance your vision any better? I think its really cute the way your eyes dilate when you get angry (as they are probably doing right now, no doubt)

I admire the way you brush your lovely brown hair, and its funny when your hair collects static and stands on end. It reminds me of a cute little hedgehog, or even one of those little troll dolls!

Walking along the beach, hand in hand with you, has always been one of my favourite things to do. Watching you get ice-cream all over your hands is funny and watching you squirm and scream when I drop ice-cream down your pants is even funnier!

You know I've always loved your gorgeous lips and I can't wait to see you again so I can drool over your lips and make a complete fool out of myself in public as always.

Anyway darling, I must sign off now. I can't wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy black underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I've often wondered what you would look like wearing those. I bet you'd look cute!

You are the only reason I exist, and my life is meaningless without you.

Happy Valentines Day!

Yours tenderly and lovingly,

Jersey

 

[EnderJE]

Dear JA,

Let's fuck.

E


Hmmm. Must of got the gay version of the love letter generator...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Dear EF bitch that hates me,

How are things, my darling?
I hope you are well and are feeling cheerful as always.

My love, I wanted to let you know that you always brighten up my day in every way!

Your gorgeous black hair reminds me of a burnt out frying pan - so dark yet so shiny. (Your hair smells better then a burnt out frying pan though. I thought I'd better mention that incase you get offended and decide to chase me with a cricket bat)

Sitting at home on the couch and cuddling with you, has always been something I've loved. Especially when we get into an argument about something pointless like the colour of cheese, and end up having a huge pillow fight over it, (even though I always win)

You know I've always loved your gorgeous bum and I can't wait to see you again so I can drool over your bum and make a complete fool out of myself in public as always.

Anyway darling, I must sign off now. I can't wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy red underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I've often wondered what you would look like wearing those. I bet you'd look cute!

You are the only reason I exist, and my life is meaningless without you.

I eagerly anticipate hearing from you!

With all my heart,

Caster

xxx @}-->---

 

[Lady Viking]

Dear Ulcasterdropout,

How is my sweet one today?
I hope you are well and are feeling cheerful as always.

My love, I wanted to let you know that you always brighten up my day in every way!

Walking along the beach, hand in hand with you, has always been one of my favourite things to do. Watching you get ice-cream all over your hands is funny and watching you squirm and scream when I drop ice-cream down your pants is even funnier!

Anyway darling, I must sign off now. I can't wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy black underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I've often wondered what you would look like wearing those. I bet you'd look cute!

You are the only reason I exist, and my life is meaningless without you.

Happy Valentines Day!

Sweet love, hugs and kisses,

Lady Viking

xxx @}-->---

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Dear Ulcasterdropout,

How is my sweet one today?
I hope you are well and are feeling cheerful as always.

My love, I wanted to let you know that you always brighten up my day in every way!

Walking along the beach, hand in hand with you, has always been one of my favourite things to do. Watching you get ice-cream all over your hands is funny and watching you squirm and scream when I drop ice-cream down your pants is even funnier!

Anyway darling, I must sign off now. I can't wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy black underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I've often wondered what you would look like wearing those. I bet you'd look cute!

You are the only reason I exist, and my life is meaningless without you.

Happy Valentines Day!

Sweet love, hugs and kisses,

Lady Viking

xxx @}-->---