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Lost my wallet

Nathan

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Fucking lost my fucking fuck of a fucking wallet. FUCK! Gonna try and call the theatre I went to last night to see if it's still there. This is one POSSIBLY valid reason why not to frollick around high as a kite all the time, I'll grant you that. So far, though, it's the only possibly legitimate reason why not to do that. I'm gonna get dirty on this one, I just know it, and I sure as hell am not about to scuff up my pants and not take every last bastard I come across along for the ride while I'm at it.
 
I keep the toenails and some skin samples from all my many victims in there but other than that, no, nothing at all.
 
You might be screwed!

Plastic Care Bear wallet's are a dime a dozen...But....Your leather one is going up in value with collector's!
 
vixenbabe said:
You might be screwed!

Plastic Care Bear wallet's are a dime a dozen...But....Your leather one is going up in value with collector's!

Mine was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wallet. This truly is a sad day indeed.
 
vixenbabe said:
You men change your wallet's with the outfits you wear too????

Who 'da thunk?!

No, I just had the one wallet. I can't help but feel you've taken a jab at me somehow, yet I'm not getting it.
 
Nathan said:
Fucking lost my fucking fuck of a fucking wallet. FUCK! Gonna try and call the theatre I went to last night to see if it's still there. This is one POSSIBLY valid reason why not to frollick around high as a kite all the time, I'll grant you that. So far, though, it's the only possibly legitimate reason why not to do that. I'm gonna get dirty on this one, I just know it, and I sure as hell am not about to scuff up my pants and not take every last bastard I come across along for the ride while I'm at it.

I am not saying this is the reason but did you mess with the people on the Christian board? Hmmm?
 
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curling said:


I am not saying this is the reason but did you mess with the people on the Christian board? Hmmm?

No, which totally just goes to show how false religion truly is. I do believe that this proves EVERYTHING I've been saying about God to be true. Namely, that he's a Nubian queen that has sex with lamas and other strange mammals.
 
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Nathan said:


No, which totally just goes to show how false religion truly is. I do believe that this proves EVERYTHING I've been saying about God to be true. Namely, that he's a Nubian queen that has sex with lamas and other strange mammals.

Oh boy, I wouldn't want to be standing around you anytime soon. And you better make sure you bucket up too.
 
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