Loss of dignity

[Mr. dB]

I just sharted myself. Bad.

I blame Chili's. I've never been before, and will never go back. A "relative" gave me a Chili's gift card, and I used it yesterday. Ribeye steak, medium rare, with black beans and mashed potatoes on the side. I think it was the beans.

Anyway, the code brown required a wet personal clean-up. Jeans and briefs are now in the washing machine.

 

[cindylou]

wow. Thanks for sharing that Mr. db

 

[bakemeacookie]

you ate beans! duh

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[Bawstin]

I was eating when I read that. Thanks.

 

[b0und]

I'm eating breakfast and I had to click on this. Dammit!







b0und ( )

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm eating breakfast and I had to click on this. Dammit!







b0und ( )

Just be glad they don't have Chili's in Australasia.

 

[stilleto]

where you in public when it happened?

 

[Mr. dB]

where you in public when it happened?

Thankfully no.

 

[PICK3]

That would not have any negative impact on my dignity

just sayin'

 

[Mr. dB]

That would not have any negative impact on my dignity

just sayin'

Are you having self-esteem issues?

 

[stilleto]

Thankfully no.

well, then it's just something funny.

 

[Captain FT]

where you in public when it happened?

That happened to me in 4th grade, was the first day at a new school, mom dropped me off and I thought I could squeeze out some nervous air, turned out to be wet air. I then went up to the nurse and my mom had to come back with a change of cloths. Worst day of my childhood. lol

 

[Strongbow]

Old saggy nuts and now you have lost control of you ass muscles. LOL. Might I recommend some Depends under garments. ololololololololololololololololololololololo

 

[musclemom]

I'm eating breakfast and I had to click on this. Dammit!

b0und ( )

After 8+ years working in neurology I can honestly tell you there is simply no way a thread entitled "Loss of dignity" can in any way make for good breakfast fare, you're b0und to get depressed or disgusted (forgive the pun, irresistable).

 

[needtogetarmy]

this thread stinks (pun intended)

 

[trex74]

LMAO, I think it was the beans too.

 

[Mr. dB]

No more squirties since Sunday.