look at some gore qoutes, its good this guy lost......

[spongebob]

gore on medical terminology
Mammogram...sonogram...honey graham...
At an event in Las Vegas on Monday, 09/18/00, Gore declared potential breast cancer victims faced "a long waiting line before they could get a biopsy or, uh, or a uh, another kind of, what am I looking for, a sonogram or...." People in the crowd shouted "mammogram."

gore on math,
One thousand billion million trillion...
Oct. 25 2000 JACKSON, Tenn. (Reuters) — Criticizing Bush's Social Security privatization plan at a rally in Tennessee, Gore said, "He is proposing to privatize a big part of Social Security and he's proposing to take $1 trillion, a million billion dollars out of the Social Security trust fund and give it as a tax incentive to young workers."
A trillion is one thousand billion, not a million billion.

gore didnt want to piss off the pro-choicers on this one.
Execute a pregnant woman? Uhh... I don't know
On July 16, 2000 during a "Meet the Press" interview, Gore was asked if he would be in favor of postponing the execution of a pregnant woman. His hesitant response was "I'd have to think about it".

gore sounds like he really knows the environment on this one.
A new type of tree!
Al Gore, giving a speech for Yellowstone National Park's 125th Anniversary, Albright Visitors Center, Sunday, August 17, 1997: "When we come here, we see the longpole pine and the Douglas fir."
Sorry Al, it's LODGEpole. There is no such thing as a LONGpole pine.

gore knows his sports
Michael who?
Maybe Michael Jordan hasn't made an indelible impression on everyone outside Chicago. Speaking at a D.C. function, Vice President Al Gore, wowed by the Bulls, said: "I tell you that Michael Jackson is unbelievable, isn't he. He's just unbelievable."
( Source: The Chicago Tribune June 17, 1998 )

is gore trying to say something here.
Special exception for Clinton.
"I seek this office to restore the rule of law and respect for common sense to the White House." ...



i will post more later, there's a ton of it. hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[PsychoSkitz]

You're just asking for someone to go and post some of the many Bush-isms.

 

[Abbaddon]

well we are talking about a guy who lost a debate to Dan Quayle

 

[spongebob]

You're just asking for someone to go and post some of the many Bush-isms.

well thats common knowledge about bush-ism's.

just thought we could use a laugh on gore-ism's. thats all.

 

[spongebob]

take up for your man ryan.

 

[gymnpoppa]

Those were funny.

hmmmmmm no one posting bush blunders huh?

 

[OMEGA]

My freind goes to columbia, and is in journalism.

she said GORE WHORE taught a class, and that he was a blubbering idiot.

 

[spongebob]

My freind goes to columbia, and is in journalism.

she said GORE WHORE taught a class, and that he was a blubbering idiot.

well here's another one, gore on wildlife.

A spotted Zebra.
"A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.

 

[gymnpoppa]

well here's another one, gore on wildlife.

A spotted Zebra.
"A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.

 

[Pimp C]

LOL, That spotted zebra one is too funny.

 

[spongebob]

Dairy Farm Expert in a Day
Milwaukee, WI - "I'm very familiar with the importance of dairy farming in Wisconsin. I've spent the night on a dairy farm here in Wisconsin. If I'm entrusted with the presidency, you'll have someone who is very familiar with what the Wisconsin dairy industry is all about."
(Sources: Sunday, June 18, Atlanta Journal Constitution and The Washington Post, June 14, 2000)
Hey! I am an expert in hospital administration in NJ, and the hotel industry in several states - having spent more than one night there!

 

[thebabydoc]

That's too f*cking funny sponge!

 

[spongebob]

where you been hiding? everything work out with your toy?

 

[thebabydoc]

Was in Mexico for a week.

STILL waiting for the card I sent them to be returned. They've been giving me the run-around and I've spoken with the "toymaster" they can't seem to find it. It should be resolved this week, though. I know the emu works, I just need the card to be AUX'd (apparently a good card still won't work on emu unless it's AUX'd)

My other card mysteriously started working on its own!
I'm afraid to use it too much, I don't want it to get ECM'd (it wasn't in since before Black Sunday) and my cable box is still working fine.

 

[spongebob]

My other card mysteriously started working on its own!
I'm afraid to use it too much, I don't want it to get ECM'd (it wasn't in since before Black Sunday) and my cable box is still working fine.

your other card, meening a H-card, if so, it will work if it wasnt black-sunday'ed

 

[COL KURTZ]

I can't help but feel that if Gore was in office, the war on terrorism would be a fucking mess...

 

[Test boy]

I should have gone into politics. I think I could take these guys. Oh...I forgot. You have to have millions of dollars to run.

Then we wonder why we don't get better candidates. Only people that can raise millions are the ones who sell themselves to big money special interests groups. These groups do not have the best interest of the public at heart.

 

[RyanH]

I gather you haven't heard some of the Appointed President's verbal fuck-ups have you? There are entire web sites dedicated to the lack of knowledge, lack of speaking skills, lack of correct grammar, and lack of syntax, this current "president" has.

For example, Bush apparently didn't realize Social Security was a federal program until very recently.

 

[OMEGA]

I consider my self ....very progressive


but I have stumbled onto a starteling equation.........


GORE = WHORE


the same goes with the rest of the democratic party.

the natinal party duoapoly is a fixed regeme.

with the Republican being fically conservative-------and socially conservative.

and the Democrats being fically conservative--------and socially liberal.


HHMM?

every wonder why?

 

[Longhorn85]

I can't help but feel that if Gore was in office, the war on terrorism would be a fucking mess...

I don't think there would be a war on terrorism. Just wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

can't we all just agree that they're both FUCKING IDIOTS!!! None of us would be the wiser if Gore had won the election, there would be no difference........and in case some of you don't realize it, that's the grand scheme of it all, it's a giant fucking cluster fuck up there.

 

[spongebob]

I gather you haven't heard some of the Appointed President's verbal fuck-ups have you? There are entire web sites dedicated to the lack of knowledge, lack of speaking skills, lack of correct grammar, and lack of syntax, this current "president" has.

For example, Bush apparently didn't realize Social Security was a federal program until very recently.

oh come on ryan dont get defensive, we know bush is a fumbling idiot in public.

gore didnt know his state was not one of the states involved in super tuesday. how idiotic is that? look at this one,

Hey! It's Super Tuesday... oh wait...
Several Tennesseans tried to cast votes in the presidential primary, thinking that their state was part of Super Tuesday. They weren't alone. Vice President Al Gore seemed to think so, too. Knox County registrar Pat Crippens said, "I just got off the phone with a gentleman. I had to explain we're not Super Tuesday, we're just next Tuesday." His office got about 30 calls from confused voters. In 1988, Tennessee and 12 other Southern states decided to hold their presidential primaries on the second Tuesday of March, dubbing it "Super Tuesday" in hopes of gaining national political clout. Several Northern states also held their primaries that day. More than a dozen states have since moved their primaries to the first Tuesday of the month, creating a new "Super Tuesday." Tennessee - the vice president's home state - is among six that have stuck with March 14. As reporters and photographers watched from the lobby of his Nashville headquarters on Tuesday, Gore called a "Miss Ferris" and told her, "Today is the presidential primary in Tennessee ." His expression changed as he listened to her. "Well, you know, that is right. You are absolutely right," he said before hanging up and quickly dialing the next number on his voter call list.
(Source: Houston Chronicle 3/8/2000 by Houston Chronicle News Services)

 

[gymnpoppa]

can't we all just agree that they're both FUCKING IDIOTS!!! None of us would be the wiser if Gore had won the election, there would be no difference........and in case some of you don't realize it, that's the grand scheme of it all, it's a giant fucking cluster fuck up there.

What he said......oh so true.

 

[spongebob]

gore on religion,

Mary and Joseph were homeless??
"Speaking from my own religious tradition in this Christmas season, 2,000 years ago a homeless woman gave birth to a homeless child in a manger because the inn was full."
Hello! Mary and Joseph were not homeless!
(Sources: Press Conference at HUD, 12/22/97; George Will column, Sunday May 17 1998)

 

[the nature boy]

I consider my self ....very progressive


but I have stumbled onto a starteling equation.........


GORE = WHORE


the same goes with the rest of the democratic party.

the natinal party duoapoly is a fixed regeme.

with the Republican being fically conservative-------and socially conservative.

and the Democrats being fically conservative--------and socially liberal.


HHMM?

every wonder why?

two points OMEGA

Both parties are whores.

And the dems are both fiscally and socially liberal, at tleast that's the rap they get. Both parties are fiscally liberal, show me a politician that actaully passes a tax cut and I'll take that back. Anytime you cut taxes you have to make up that money from somewhere else. Ask Jim Gilmore.