lol... steven segall is actually funny

[Deus Ex Machina]

in that soda commercial he does, where everyone ends up getting knocked out

 

[Atomic Punk]

Never seen it. Link?

 

[Burning_Inside]

it's not really him, it's the writers that are funny.

 

[Bodhi_78]

lol @ Burning

 

[saint808]

actually seagall is a pretty funny guy in interviews.... bu damn he can get fat quick.

 

[Atomic Punk]

Seagal is an asshole. He lies about everything, like being in the CIA. He says he is Italian, when he aint. On & on. Which is kind of pathetic, since the man does have several great accomplishments to hang his hat on. He was the first Westerner to open a Martial Arts School in Japan. Not to mention, he has acheived the level of 7th or 8th Dan in Aikido. Why lie, when you have that to tell the truth about.

Also, he has a wife & kids he up & left in Japan, who he could give two shits about, from what I am aware. Real stand up guy.

 

[flex123]

Seagal is an asshole. He lies about everything, like being in the CIA. He says he is Italian, when he aint. On & on. Which is kind of pathetic, since the man does have several great accomplishments to hang his hat on. He was the first Westerner to open a Martial Arts School in Japan. Not to mention, he has acheived the level of 7th or 8th Dan in Aikido. Why lie, when you have that to tell the truth about.

Also, he has a wife & kids he up & left in Japan, who he could give two shits about, from what I am aware. Real stand up guy.

didn't Chuck Zito kick his ass also? I remember hearing the story about it, and it changed my entire view of the guy.

actually that might have been Van Dam, who knows. Either way both of their careers have crashed and burned a long time ago.

 

[BileStew]

didn't Chuck Zito kick his ass also? I remember hearing the story about it, and it changed my entire view of the guy.

actually that might have been Van Dam, who knows. Either way both of their careers have crashed and burned a long time ago.

It was VanDam and it happened in NYC. VanDam got all mouthy with Zito (who at the time was his bodyguard.) outside a strip club and Zito knocked him out cold.

 

[Atomic Punk]

It was VanDam and it happened in NYC. VanDam got all mouthy with Zito (who at the time was his bodyguard.) outside a strip club and Zito knocked him out cold.

According to Randy Savage, who witnessed this, Van Damme was "curled up in a fetal postiton". Also according to the macho man, Zito said to VD, "This aint the fucking movies asshole, this is the streets. And I OWN the streets"!