lol (joke) II

[anthrax]

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?















You don't have to hug the washing machine after dropping a load in it.

 

[Lestat]

a washing machine would take you to the airport if it could.

 

[sealpup37]

a washing machine would take you to the airport if it could.

lol is that what youre going to do in every thread here on out?

 

[blut wump]

What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?




The fridge won't fart when you take your meat out.

 

[BUBBLES]

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?















You don't have to hug the washing machine after dropping a load in it.

Why are vibrators better than men?





Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry!

 

[blut wump]

I'll have the fillet, please, and three D-Cell batteries for my date.

 

[BUBBLES]

Why did God put men on earth?


Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn and feed the chickens.

 

[blut wump]

I thought that was woman's work.

A little old lady goes into a sex shop. She appears to have a case of Parkinson's as she's shaking from head to toe.
"Young Man?" she asks the clerk, "Do you sell vibrators?"
"Yes mam we do," he replies.
"Big fluorescent orange ones?"
"Yes mam we do."
"The type about 16 inches long?"
"Yes mam we do."
"The type that takes 8 D Cell batteries?"
"Yes mam we do."

"Well, how the hell do you turn it off?!"

 

[Cutiebaby]

thats not right at all.

 

[BUBBLES]

Then why are you tending the chickens?

 

[blut wump]

I just bill and coo at them.

Oh, I steal their eggs, too