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lol i'm getting hit on at work

smallmovesal

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some guy in the systems department keeps emailing me... i hung around with him and my manager at a conference and we chatted... which must make him think i'm interested because we chatted about computers??

i know it's in the male species' nature... but can't you tell when a woman is just interested in talking to you as a person only?
 
I know Chris Rock had made a joke about this once and I WISH I could remember it as he said it.


Basically - he's male you're female and he's just gotta try.


Yano?
 
The Nature Boy said:
ah, nothing like a little inter-office romance at Burger King.
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NO NO NO!

i work at wendy's, i'll have you know.

i'm very good at enforcing the no shoes no service policy... but i'm not so good with the no shirt one, since i tend to get hot at the fryer and take it off to stay cool. well, that and the grease spatters make an excellent moisturizer when slightly chilled.
 
Wendys huh? I heard they have a great office culture, and a great benefits package. Plus the casual fridays are pretty sweet. I'm going to quit my job as a pizza delivery guy.
 
The Nature Boy said:
Wendys huh? I heard they have a great office culture, and a great benefits package. Plus the casual fridays are pretty sweet. I'm going to quit my job as a pizza delivery guy.
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would you like fries with that?
 
smallmovesal said:


nope... didn't wanna encourage him ;)
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tell him you're an angry lesbian and have a butch gf who will kick his ass if he doesn't leave you alone. no guy wants to even look at a butch chick, let alone deal with her.
 
Yes i could be your angry butch gf! (im not really angry OR butch, but i am big at least) Will send you some fotos of my 16 inche arms to frighten him with. :D
 
velvett said:
I know Chris Rock had made a joke about this once and I WISH I could remember it as he said it.


Basically - he's male you're female and he's just gotta try.


Yano?
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"See its easy for yall, cause every woman in here every guy you met since you were 13, has been trying to fuck you! Women are offered dick every day. Every woman in here gets offered dick at least 3 times a week, 3 times a day, Shit. Everytime a mans being nice to you all he's doing is offering dick. That's all it is.

Um, could I get that for you? - How bout some dick?
Um, could I help you with that? - Could I help you to some dicK? Do you need some dick?

Nobody offers us shit, we have to fend for ourselves. We can't believe when we get an offer. We like, Damn it must be my lucky day!"

I think that's the quote you were talking about velvett.
 
ladies can send me pics anytime they please. the more the merrier. all pics will be classified as super top secret. it will be like they don't even exist. :D
 
smalls.. maybe he is just being friendly....

and how big does a females ego get when a guy starts hittin'??? i am honestly curious, i am not putting you down in any way... but you do know the second you feel hits, you inflate... you think "he wants me"... why? and how much so?
 
supernav said:
Another scenario:

Maybe he's saying to himself right now "Oh my god, i finally found a great person to talk about computers all day, and not have to worry about her grabbing my ass"...and there's a certain female here in this thread with a big ego who automatically assumes everyone who talks to her wants to boink her badly.

Lots of guys like to fuck, but lots of guys like computers too. Like me...!

-= nav =-
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YA right... :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
smallmovesal said:


would you like fries with that?
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Hey, were you just trying to pick me up like all those other chicks do???? :)

Maybe your co-worker is a extremely myopic eunuch? That could be a possible explanation for his actions......

SMA, did the guy give you details about his 'hard drive'? ;)
 
madbomber31 said:
smalls.. maybe he is just being friendly....

and how big does a females ego get when a guy starts hittin'??? i am honestly curious, i am not putting you down in any way... but you do know the second you feel hits, you inflate... you think "he wants me"... why? and how much so?
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No crap.
 
Guys, she's not being fucking arrogant! When you talk to a hot girl the first thing on your minds is sex. Don't bullshit me, that's the way I think too.

Whenever a girl talks to me, I assume right off the bat she wants to get freaky. It's not logical at all, but that's the way normal men think. Of course, once the chick makes it clear she isn't interested I switch over to "friend" mode. I have no problem with that, nor do most men.

Smalls, if you arn't interested, casually mention you have a boyfriend. The guy will either a) stop talking to you, or b)will stop viewing you as a potential mate, and continue to talk to you. Problem solved.
 
smallmovesal said:
i know it's in the male species' nature... but can't you tell when a woman is just interested in talking to you as a person only?

No.
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Taps said:
When you talk to a hot girl the first thing on your minds is sex.
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it is the first thing on my mind if I talk to a guy, girl, hot, not, animals, doorknobs, myself, fire equipment...

pretty much it is on my mind. as is willie nelson
 
Tell him you have a boyfriend, then show him a picture of me, telling him that is your boyfriend, either he'll be scared to death or laugh himself to death, either way, you win :)
 
lol well i knew he was being all interested by the emails he was sending... anyway, i found out from a coworker that he's on his THIRD marriage...

hmm, i wonder why.

he also wears no wedding ring.
 
Taps said:
Guys, she's not being fucking arrogant! When you talk to a hot girl the first thing on your minds is sex. Don't bullshit me, that's the way I think too.

Whenever a girl talks to me, I assume right off the bat she wants to get freaky. It's not logical at all, but that's the way normal men think. Of course, once the chick makes it clear she isn't interested I switch over to "friend" mode. I have no problem with that, nor do most men.
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Preach on brother Taps!
 
HappyScrappy said:


it is the first thing on my mind if I talk to a guy, girl, hot, not, animals, doorknobs, myself, fire equipment...

pretty much it is on my mind. as is willie nelson
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Oh my god, doorknobs have that effect on you too? I thought i was alone on that one.
 
68GT350 said:


Oh my god, doorknobs have that effect on you too? I thought i was alone on that one.
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I don't know if it the prospect that it "just might" end up in my ass, or that enticing keyhole... or perhaps I just like shiny things with round edges.

I don't know, but just thinking about it means I've got a semid rigid two inches in my trousers right now.
 
HappyScrappy said:


I don't know if it the prospect that it "just might" end up in my ass, or that enticing keyhole... or perhaps I just like shiny things with round edges.

I don't know, but just thinking about it means I've got a semid rigid two inches in my trousers right now.
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I just like the fact that it's so smooth and the chance that someone might be on the other side to turn it.
 
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