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Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one
minute then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you
will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the
bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related
parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head . The
gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his
free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
Hotzie timidly spoke up..........
"I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one
minute then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you
will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the
bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related
parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head . The
gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his
free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
Hotzie timidly spoke up..........
"I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
