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Locker room behavior. WTF?

Why the hell would someone think that's acceptable is what I want to know. It's annoying enough to have people just roaming around naked like they're at home.
 
I see this at one of my gyms a LOT.

There are a lot of old guys there that do swimming wokouts.

At the sinks they have built in hair dryers.

Well not only do I see these 60+ dudes walking around the lockerroom totally naked most of the time, sometimes one guy in particular stands in front of the sinks (mirrors) takes the hair dryer and dries off his body with it... he spends a lot of time blow drying his massive bush!
 
I've never really heard people even talking about shaving their balls in RL, much less doing it in front of total strangers.
 
if it happens again, walk up behind him and start pulling your pants down. when he asks what the fuck you're doing, tell him that you and 50 other guys think his actions are an invite to fuck him up the ass.

oh, btw, when did you and AAP start going to the same gym?
 
I think it is required in the old man code of law for if you are naked in the locker room, you must prop up one of your legs on something so your wrinkly nads can blow in the wind for all to see.
 
The prison tats make me think he's no stranger to someone walking up behind with ill intent. He was just in his own little world. AAP's gym is fine if guys doing hamstring curls in a pink thong don't bug you. If you get past that you're money.
 
slickdadd said:
I think it is required in the old man code of law for if you are naked in the locker room, you must prop up one of your legs on something so your wrinkly nads can blow in the wind for all to see.

fuck yeah man. i've seen professors in the locker room that'll put on their socks, shirt, tie, straighten their tie, check it again, then comb their hair, THEN they start rooting around in their gym back for some underwear. the older they are, the more they just wanna chat with anyone and everyone while they're not wearing pants.
 
To get to the track at my gym, I have to walk thru the women's locker room & the pool area. The last time I went to use the track, this group of old guys was hanging out in the hot tub. One old guy was asleep in a lawn chair with his hand on his crotch. They are a regular group of guys...........I can only imagine what they do in the locker room..... :shudder:
 
most guys that walk around nude in the locker room have button dicks. why would they let everyone see their package? im about 4-5 inches flaccid close to six on a good day
 
Yeah what the hell, there should be signs posted - Get Dressed, stay dressed, no one wants to see your old balls.
 
c'mon guys. Everyone knows that it's healthy to dangle your goolies in the sink for a quick splash after a workout.
 
Old guys are just walking around naked so that theyre asscrack dries and they dont get swampbutt (or butt rust)!
 
jnevin said:
Dude was shaving his sack with one leg up on the counter using the middle sink. Why god? WHY!?

:goof:

i saw an 80 year old woman in the changing room naked rubbing her breasts in front of me as i walked in - is that normal behaviour? :worried:
 
BrothaBill said:
Old guys are just walking around naked so that theyre asscrack dries and they dont get swampbutt (or butt rust)!
lmao, monkeybutt.............
 
jnevin said:
Dude was shaving his sack with one leg up on the counter using the middle sink. Why god? WHY!?

:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:

If I saw that in person, I think I would have to duck around the corner, in order hide the fact that I'm laughing uncontrollably.
 
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