lmao, some chick at work dressed as me today

[KillahBee]

Not really the clothes, but apparently this is what I look like. Should I kill myself now? Or rape me first?

 

[jh1]

LOL... thats cute.

She's cute.

Ur not.

 

[jh1]

Whats with the pic of the fat dood around her neck?

 

[KillahBee]

LOL... thats cute.

She's cute.

Ur not.

True. "Cute" is what girls call fat or 12yo-looking dudes. Like you.

 

[KillahBee]

Whats with the pic of the fat dood around her neck?

long story. former employee that we roasted one night in an infamous event.

 

[alien amp pharm]

At least she matched your body build well.

 

[jestro]

long story. former employee that we roasted one night in an infamous event.

...and his name is KB.

 

[swole]

True. "Cute" is what girls call fat or 12yo-looking dudes. Like you.

i think smurfy is the only chick who thinks he's hot

but she's a redneck

dude i think i saw stormy daniels in the airport on sunday, she was in hartford going to LA...more blonde than what i remember her to be from porn...but shit it was def her

 

[slat1]

We need a comparison picture

 

[jack sparrow]

I'd rape you first, then kill you. After a short nap, I would wake up and rape you again if you were still warm.

 

[KillahBee]

She's got better biceps than me

 

[the_clockwork]

she really went to work matching your arm size and everything

 

[KillahBee]

Is it weird that I am completely turned on by those pics? It's like my dream person - me, but as a cute chick.

 

[the_clockwork]

She's got better biceps than me

oh damn you beat me to owning yourself Ignore my first post like every other post I make

 

[KillahBee]

oh damn you beat me to owning yourself Ignore my first post like every other post I make

lol, consider it done

 

[ceo]

don't you work from home?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Not really the clothes, but apparently this is what I look like. Should I kill myself now? Or rape me first?

is she hot regularlyh? does she have a crush on u? bang her?

 

[patsfan1379]

Looks like the bathroom of a Big Boy.

 

[the_clockwork]

she's got kindof a 'stache

 

[KillahBee]

don't you work from home?

yeah, as of 2 weeks ago. This was done today in the main office - 3k miles away from me. Awesome.

 

[patsfan1379]

What's with the swashbuckler moustache and soul patch there Erol Flynn?

 

[KillahBee]

is she hot regularlyh? does she have a crush on u? bang her?

She's weird. Super skinny, but GREAT tits, and kind of athletic. Tight little ass. Too small for my typical taste but she's still a hottie. Cute face when her hair is pulled back. We're close, will prob have sex at some point.

 

[KillahBee]

What's with the swashbuckler moustache and soul patch there Erol Flynn?

It's called dramatic interpretation. When I left the company I did not have a mustache. Did have a small soul patch / goatee.

Now I have a beard

 

[patsfan1379]

It's called dramatic interpretation. When I left the company I did not have a mustache. Did have a small soul patch / goatee.

Now I have a beard

 

[KillahBee]

Kind of like that, but with an Iron Cock in my mouth

 

[patsfan1379]

Kind of like that, but with an Iron Cock in my mouth

 

[jestro]

I thought you worked from home?

 

[KillahBee]

 

[patsfan1379]

 

[jh1]

 

[patsfan1379]

 

[KillahBee]

 

[jnevin]

 

[Sub-Zero]

http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/Pictures/Family/Dad_eats_his_oats.jpg

 

[heatherrae]

Surely to God your goatie thing is not that over the top flamingly ass clownish.

 

[jh1]

LOL... that is you!

 

[Smurfy]

lol awesome.


btw, shut up swole!