Lines from one of the best movies ever!

[crazyjoe]

Great movie. All my friends call me him. Not sure if it is a good thing or not...

Where were you on June 3, 2001?
I was returning video tapes.

 

[cboogsrun]

goonies never say die.

I'm not a goonie.

Best movie ever.

 

[Smurfy]

I like to porty. So I like my Jesus to porty.


You put jelly on ladies?

Chip, I'll come at you like a Spider monkey!

I'm all hyped up on MountainDew!

 

[wootoom]

Patrick Bateman

"You're an ugly fuckin bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around in your blood."

 

[yonkers weights]

Don't just look at it, eat it!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

one of the funniest movies ever. http://www.gotwavs.com/Movies/Anchorman_The_Legend_Of_Ron_Burgundy.html

Champ: "I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!"

Ron: "What cologne are you gonna go with? London Gentlemen, or-- wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."

Brian: "No, she gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther. So you know it's good."

Ron: "It's quite pungent."

Brian: "Oh yeah."

Ron: "Ooh, it's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way."

Brian: "Yeah."

Ron: "Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline."

 

[The Shadow]

SHE'S a ho........for sho

 

[rubberneck]

Alex: My Grandma drank all my pot.

Jeff: That's awesome.

Alex: What?

Jeff: I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime?

From:
Grandma's Boy

 

[covergrl80]

"Love is friendship on fire"

 

[rubberneck]

Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!

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Josh: EAT IT WHORE