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THE BINDI
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their
foreheads called a bindi.
We have always naievely thought that it had something to do with their religion.
The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Ottawa.
When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a dowry.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see if he has won either a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in Canada.
If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice for Sympatico.
Just thought you would like to know.
here's a second one
The Anniversary Gift
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives
for
their anniversary. The rich man says, 'I bought my wife a diamond
necklace and a Mercedes Benz.'
The poor man asks, 'Why did you buy her two gifts'
The rich man replies, 'Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond
necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back.'
The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell
him
what he got his wife. 'I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo.'
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, 'Why did you buy
her those gifts?'
The poor man replies, 'Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops,
she can go fuck herself.'
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their
foreheads called a bindi.
We have always naievely thought that it had something to do with their religion.
The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Ottawa.
When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a dowry.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see if he has won either a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in Canada.
If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice for Sympatico.
Just thought you would like to know.
here's a second one
The Anniversary Gift
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives
for
their anniversary. The rich man says, 'I bought my wife a diamond
necklace and a Mercedes Benz.'
The poor man asks, 'Why did you buy her two gifts'
The rich man replies, 'Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond
necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back.'
The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell
him
what he got his wife. 'I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo.'
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, 'Why did you buy
her those gifts?'
The poor man replies, 'Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops,
she can go fuck herself.'
