Lie to me...

[velvett]

and DAMMIT make it good!

 

[H_T_]

 

[H_T_]

i don't think i'm capable of such a terrible thing as lying......i'm just to .......pure.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You should tell me where you live so we can get together and read a book together or something. I promise to be a good boy.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

you have seen a man's dick bigger than mine

 

[Raina]

I'm going to quit being a mod because I really want to dedicate more time to my job. I love my job. It's fantastic. I wish I could sleep here and crunch numbers 24-7. I LOVE when your workload gets doubled and they explain that it's a "lateral move" and the 2% pay cap is super duper inspiring.

I just want to go home to my unicorn farm and prance.

 

[H_T_]

Unicorn: the new white meat. Now with Sparkles!

 

[KillahBee]

you matter

 

[Frisky]

I'm straight

 

[H_T_]

I'm straight

like you had a say in that....

 

[Frisky]

like you had a say in that....

lol

also I didn't just devour that donut

 

[H_T_]

lol

also I didn't just devour that donut

and your lat spreads don't conceal Christmas trees!

 

[hamstershaver]

i love to eat pussy

 

[Frisky]

i love to eat pussy

I'm not sending klu anal ease for christmas

 

[jackangel]

i don't want your help decorating my new apartment

 

[jack sparrow]

Lestat is str8

 

[The Shadow]

...and tell me everything is alright."


"I always tell the truth...even when I lie.

 

[nycgirl]

I'm pregnant.

 

[redguru]

Lie to me, it doesn't matter anymore
It could never be, the way it was before
If I can't hold on to you
Leave me somethin' I can hold onto
For just a little while won't you, won't you let me be.

 

[jack sparrow]

There are more than 20 real people who post in C&C.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i have a big penis and slick back my hair with my tongue

 

[hotzie]

you are by far the sexiest women that post here on EF , also you are my favorite mod

 

[Frisky]

Hotzie never e-flirts

 

[hotzie]

Hotzie never e-flirts

frisky doesnt have a cottage cheese ass

 

[redguru]

Erzulie's Penis is less than 6 inches.

 

[jack sparrow]

Frisky never sent me a vag shot.

 

[H_T_]

there are some really super great posters in this thread!!!

 

[gotmilk]

I'm excited about Christmas. This will be a Festivus to remember

 

[Frisky]

I love all of you

 

[jack sparrow]

I've never used coffee filters when I was outta toilet paper.

 

[H_T_]

frisky doesnt have a cottage cheese ass

(i'd never go hungry with a woman like that, all the cottage cheese and rolls you can eat)

Frisky = ladylike.

 

[jackangel]

i have enough weed to last the day.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i think youre cute

now...what do you want me to lie about?

 

[Lestat]

jack_schit is a really good bro

 

[SoKlueles]

Im sexually aroused by this thread

 

[dahamn]

I have been a very bad boy!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

and DAMMIT make it good!

You are such an ugly, brainless, coldhearted bitch wait, no....cunt....so much so that I'm surprised I even bothered to post in your stupid thread.

 

[EnderJE]

"...I promise, I'll believe.
Lie to me, but please don't leave."

- Sherryl Crow

 

[moose11]

ur beautiful

 

[Dial_tone]

and DAMMIT make it good!

You are one butt fugly dame.

 

[wootoom]

im gay

 

[Raptorex]

I don't have a picture of your boobies.

 

[jackangel]

im gay

she said lie.

 

[saint808]

I love you velvett... i think we are kindred souls seperated by only space. We should have been soul mates or perhaps we were soul mates in a previous life... either way i will never forget your name and i will spell it like you do when i write my poetry that you never see and the rest of the world will know how deep my passion goes for you.


hmmmm... maybe i am not lying after all.

 

[wootoom]

i dont like lying

 

[velvett]

I love you velvett... i think we are kindred souls seperated by only space. We should have been soul mates or perhaps we were soul mates in a previous life... either way i will never forget your name and i will spell it like you do when i write my poetry that you never see and the rest of the world will know how deep my passion goes for you.


hmmmm... maybe i am not lying after all.

 

[H_T_]

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