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[HighIntensity]

Man is walking down a road and see's BOS, MAY and Satanic Goatslayer......................

 

[Kahn]

He asks why Satanic is stuffing May's head up BOS's ass. Then....

 

[talonracer]

.......proceeds to drill May's ass with gusto

 

[Kahn]

(Whoa! Talon has Jonny drilling Mays ass now?)

 

[HighIntensity]

things are always gay

 

[talonracer]

(Whoa! Talon has Jonny drilling Mays ass now?)

Well i was thinking of the Deliverance thing, he did it not because he was gay but showing dominance over May.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Beside the bleachers is a ball pit filled with clementine oranges.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

And then a thin woman wearing a thong saunters over to the bleachers, with her eyes gazing upon the pit of oranges.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Then she posts a huge thread and then deletes it, causing a wonderful young lady 5 valuable posts, and then logs off to eat another pizza.

 

[the People's Champ]

poplocks on to the football field, scoring four, count 'em , four touchdowns in one game!

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

The another awful thing pops into her head and she thinks "What is the point of living if I have to pay taxes, have debt and TIP people." She then decides to live only on top ramen.

 

[the People's Champ]

I sell shoes and drive a dodge

 

[MasterMind]

....,but after he's done he gets attacked by satanic minions.