Lets start a "big dick" thread.......

[NJSerious]

This thread will have a few categories.....they will look like this, everyone can vote for certain members who they think take that category.....and if you are related to that person in any certain way i guess you cant vote, well nobody is stoppin ya but it wont make sense and be fair

#1) Who is the biggest guy on EF and has proof of it
#2) Who is in the best shape competitively and has proof of it
#3) Who is the hottest bitch (both body and face) on EF and has proof of it
#4) Who is the biggest (I mean body wise not personality) bitch on EF and has proof of it


Please dont flame my newbie ass if this has been started before because I probably wasnt around. anyway cast your votes

oh and please dont post pics of your teenie weenies, the subject of this post was meant to refer to a "bragging rights" thread not literally a large member contest.

 

[Bullit]

I am gargantuan but have no proof.

 

[casavant]

My junk looks like a purple acorn sitting on top of an English walnut. That's good, isn't it?

 

[Doktor Bollix]

I found a way to make mine a foot long.






















Fold it in half.

 

[HumorMe]

Fuck.....I knew I should have worn my boots when I clicked on this thread.

Shit is getting deep!

 

[Big Buck]

#1) Who is the biggest guy on EF and has proof of it

I'd venture to say Havoc, Needsize, Wodin, Conan69, Retabolil, WIDELAT, Quadsweep, Bfold, Hannibal..and a few others I'm forgetting.

#2) Who is in the best shape competitively and has proof of it

SAF, WIDELAT, Quadsweep, Buldog10, Flexed1...that's the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

#3) Who is the hottest bitch (both body and face) on EF and has proof of it

Natglutes, Kronkette, many others!!!

#4) Who is the biggest (I mean body wise not personality) bitch on EF and has proof of it

HUH?!?

 

[mekannik]

Big Buck #1) Who is the biggest guy on EF and has proof of it

I'd venture to say Havoc, Needsize, Wodin, Conan69, Retabolil, WIDELAT, Quadsweep, Bfold, Hannibal..and a few others I'm forgetting.

#2) Who is in the best shape competitively and has proof of it

SAF, WIDELAT, Quadsweep, Buldog10, Flexed1...that's the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

#3) Who is the hottest bitch (both body and face) on EF and has proof of it

Natglutes, Kronkette, many others!!!

#4) Who is the biggest (I mean personality wise) bitch on EF and has proof of it

Decem

 

[Obnoxious White Guy]

who is the naughtiest guy on this plane?

 

[WODIN]

Re: Re: Lets start a "big dick" thread.......

#4) Who is the biggest (I mean body wise not personality) bitch on EF and has proof of it

HUH?!?

My money is on B Fold....that boy has some size to him.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: Re: Re: Lets start a "big dick" thread.......

My money is on B Fold....that boy has some size to him.

yeah, BFold is very large. can't speak for his man junk - just his overall body size.
then again, at the strong man show, he looked little next to some of the other guys.

 

[the nature boy]

who is the naughtiest guy on this plane?

THIS GUY.

 

[NJSerious]

the last one i meant who is the BIGGEST girl on EF

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think the biggest girl is a tie between Nature Boy and Supersizeme.

 

[flexed1]

can you say dick on the internet?

 

[the nature boy]

I think the biggest girl is a tie between Nature Boy and Supersizeme.

oh yeah, ssme is dead. I'm the cock of the walk baby. Actually, the hen of the walk.

 

[mekannik]

flexed1
can you say dick on the internet?

dick on the internet.


Why yes you can!

 

[the nature boy]

No, I think I can take them.

NO YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT GIRLFRIEND!!!

 

[The Shadow]

I've been called big dick b-4.






..there was just an "a" in front of it

 

[the nature boy]

Okay, give me your stats....you're a couple chin hairs away from being my bitch.

girlfriend you've seen me at the gym, you've seen the skills. I can do the orage dumbells for reps ALL DAY LONG!!! You better recognize.

 

[TheProject]

Okay, give me your stats....you're a couple chin hairs away from being my bitch.

 

[naturally anabolic]

LOL spatts is on a roll today!

next thing you know shes gunna be telling people to "show your tits"

 

[Bullit]

next thing you know shes gunna be telling people to "show your tits"

lmao

 

[b fold the truth]

No, but if any of you fine ladies have a camcorder, a trampoline, and a tripod...

I'll be right back...the neighbors have a trampoline. What shall I wear?

B True

 

[NY Muscle]

biggest? (in terms of most MUSCLE and as well as low fat) well that’s hard...THE BOUNCER has a sick avatar he looks like a house and relatively lean for someone his size..

and as far as pics that I have seen ….competitively….. SAF has one of the BEST physiques on this site.


As far as the ladies go…it’s a shame more women don’t post on here..there are some AMAZING hotties that I know personally that aren’t even being mentioned.

 

[NY Muscle]

FYI

TEH BOUNCER's avtar pic


http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=5312

Pretty impressive that he can be pretty lean and still that big.

 

[NY Muscle]

Yeah, none of the really jacked girls post pics or even spend alot of time on the women's board, let alone chat. Dieslgrl, ironqueen, fitnesschick, etc...

Yup especially Dieslgrl and Fitness chic..also New@gettinbig before she stopped doing bodybuilding and concentrated on just fugure, was a fucking house, that and with her height and huge ass F-me boots..she towers over most humans..she towered over me in the pics I have with her..................

shit i met Dieslgrl almost 2 yrs ago and she was a little brick shit house then..overall she may have the best female physique (size/cuts) on this site, and at her age...in a few years, if she chooses, she will be in a league of her own...

 

[NY Muscle]

Oh how could I forget!!!!!!!!!!!!.......

Kbgirl…maybe one of the most adorable girls on this site…and a fucking phenominal little bicep.

 

[HighIntensity]

SAF, NYM, fuckinshredded, Big BUck, Quad, Fonz, Bfold, Bulldog, big kev, JC, wodin, Corn (well legs), the late great baba


all either sized and shredded impressively

women

spatts, supergirl, kronkett, riana


but no doubt night fly would kick all there ass's


all in good shape

 

[The Shadow]

SAF, NYM, fuckinshredded, Big BUck, Quad, Fonz, Bfold, Bulldog, big kev, JC, wodin, Corn (well legs), the late great baba


all either sized and shredded impressively

women

spatts, supergirl, kronkett, riana


but no doubt night fly would kick all there ass's


all in good shape

Thanks - my upper body is catching up quickly...I'll post some uupdates in amonth

 

[The Shadow]

SAF, NYM, fuckinshredded, Big BUck, Quad, Fonz, Bfold, Bulldog, big kev, JC, wodin, Corn (well legs), the late great baba


all either sized and shredded impressively

women

spatts, supergirl, kronkett, riana


but no doubt night fly would kick all there ass's


all in good shape

 

[Big Buck]

SAF, NYM, fuckinshredded, Big Buck, Quad, Fonz, Bfold, Bulldog, big kev, JC, wodin, Corn (well legs), the late great baba

BB: "Excuse me HI, but have you meet Billy?"
HI: "Billy who?"
BB: "Billy Bicep!!!" *does douple bicep pose* "OH YEAH...THE GUN SHOW BABY!!!"


LMFAO

 

[NY Muscle]

BB: "Excuse me HI, but have you meet Billy?"
HI: "Billy who?"
BB: "Billy Bicep!!!" *does douple bicep pose* "OH YEAH...THE GUN SHOW BABY!!!"


LMFAO

Oh snap..muscle lines...hmm should we start a thread for this or add them here..


Some kid: Hey what you training man?
Me: Makes a bicep pose and says "legs son!!!"



or

Me: hey you wanna go bear hunting?
Some kid: um why?
Me: cause i get the best TRAPS!!!!


lmfao

i got dozens more..

 

[starfish]

One of my VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY favorites (and she IS on this site) is Jill Mills. Had my bod pod done with her by W6 at the Arnolds. We both weighed 175, but she was 5'3'' and 7% fat, and I was 5'9'' and 23% fat. I don't know ANYONE as jacked as her. Her pics are SO deceiving too; don't do her an ounce of justice. She's lean and DROP DEAD SEXY.

 

[b fold the truth]

spatts, supergirl, kronkett, riana


but no doubt night fly would kick all there ass's

Amen...amen...

B True

 

[b fold the truth]

You think nightfly can kick my ass? Bwaahahahahaha....

I'm calling her right now to settle this.

She's too sweet to kick anyone's ass, and if you do happen to piss her off, it's nothing a beer won't fix. She's a doll.

Not trying to start a fight...but I believe in her...

She is sweet...but a true fireball...

B True

 

[TEXgrl]

girlfriend you've seen me at the gym, you've seen the skills. I can do the orage dumbells for reps ALL DAY LONG!!! You better recognize.

LMAO, people in my office are wondering why i'm sitting there alone, laughing with tears streaming down my face. that is some funny shit,