Let's put together the all time in trouble NFL team.

[freak daddy]

At Wide Outs Mochael Irvin and Randy Moss.

 

[Optimus B]

starting RB - OJ simpson

 

[The Ranger]

Leon Lett
Dexter Manely
L. Taylor
Deion Sanders

 

[saint808]

at running back we could have mercury morris.

 

[saint808]

starting RB - OJ simpson

ok you win... i totally forgot about oj... either that or i am blocking him from memory because i was sick ot eh 90's television coverage

 

[the nature boy]

Bam Morris got busted with tons of weed.

Lawrence Phillips.

 

[freak daddy]

Stanley Wilson could be our kick returner.

 

[amaritto]

The cowboys whole offense

 

[freak daddy]

Nate Newton.

 

[the nature boy]

haha, nate got busted witha bunch of E.

 

[TheProject]

Stanley Wilson could be our kick returner.

Or Tamarick Vanover.

 

[the nature boy]

Whats the name of the Ravens linebacker.... Lewis?

And there was a safety for Atlanta the year they went to the superbowl against Denver that got busted for picking up a hooker like 2 days before the Bowl.

 

[Longhorn85]

Michael Westbrook at WR

 

[the nature boy]

Bill Romanowski LB

and Mark Chimura TE.

 

[TheProject]

Michael Westbrook at WR

Add Andre Rison at WR too.

 

[Longhorn85]

Ryan Leaf starting at QB

 

[positive_failure]

guys c'mon... don't forget Ray Carouth

 

[the nature boy]

Rae Carruth WR

Todd Marinovich QB

 

[Optimus B]

interesting read, 1 in 5 nfl players has been arrested.
http://www.ncava.org/toppage1.htm

 

[Longhorn85]

guys c'mon... don't forget Ray Carouth

Oh man, I think he'd be the MVP!

Dennis Erickson (DWI) as head coach.

 

[the nature boy]

Jim Brown is in Jail for beating his wife.

 

[the nature boy]

Peter Warrick WR for stealing shit while at FSU.

 

[TheProject]

Another good one...

Dale Carter at CB

 

[the nature boy]

here's another ex-cheif

steve Deberg for DWI

 

[Lumberg]

Whats the name of the Ravens linebacker.... Lewis?

And there was a safety for Atlanta the year they went to the superbowl against Denver that got busted for picking up a hooker like 2 days before the Bowl.

Ray Buchanan I believe

Damn I thought this was gonna be hard---but it's way too easy.

Let's really try to make a starting 22.

JC

 

[positive_failure]

We could get the Raiders' Darrell Russell to drive the team bus.

 

[Longhorn85]

We need a kicker. Hmmmm. How about one of those brothers who tore their hamstring celebrating a routine FG?

 

[1911]

Cornelius Bennett - pleaded guilty to a sexual misconduct
Mossy Cade - Rape
Lance Allworth - sexual assault if I recall
Mike Webster - dope (RIP - bad timing)
Alonzo Spellman - you name it

I could this all day...

Later,

 

[Longhorn85]

Mossy Cade - Rape
Lance Allworth - sexual assault if I recall

Mossy Cade, one of the Texas Longhorns finest and a great CB.

Lance Alworth, I actually remember that. He exposed himself to a little girl.

 

[Code]

Don't forget the newest inductee into the Trouble Team, Jerome Bettis.

Their cheerleaders are:
Monica Lewinsky
Tonya Harding
Amy Fisher

 

[TheProject]

We need a kicker. Hmmmm. How about one of those brothers who tore their hamstring celebrating a routine FG?

Nick Lowery must've gotten in some trouble somewhere along the way...

 

[Lumberg]

Offense:

WRs Randy Moss, Michael Irving
RBs: OJ Simpson, Lawrence Phillips (running a wing-T offense)
TE: Mark Chmura
QB: Warren Moon (beats his wife)
OL:Nate Newton, Jumbo Elliott,

Defense:

CBs: Deion Sanders, Mossy Cade
Ss:Ray Buchanan (not sure if it is him),
LBs:Ray Lewis (team captain), Romo, Lawrence Taylor
DLs:Leon Lett, Dexter Manley, Darrell Russell,

So we need three more Offensive Linemen, 1 (or 2) more safeties, and a defensive lineman.

Didn't Jumbo Elliot get into trouble with a couple of teammates (also O-Linemen)at a bar? Anybody know who the other guys were? And we need to verify the name of that Falcons safety who got head from a hoe the night before the Super Bowl.

I know we can do it.

JC

 

[Spartacus]

Lewis Billups when he was with cincy in about '90..he got in trouble cruising downtown cincy flashing his firearms or some such..a local radio station did a hilarious parody of the situation with their "Lewis Billups Gun and Car Show" advertisement

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

Has anyone mentioned Lawrence Taylor? How many times did that dude get busted for crack?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Mark Gastaneu, the former sack recording holder for the most in one season. He beat up on his girlfriend.

 

[madbomber31]

buchanon wasnt the guy.. he's a cb.. it was a safety... shit, uh...eugene robinson? no... fuck... i'll find out.

 

[madbomber31]

shit, i'm money.. it was robinson. corey dillon was popped a few times, dui i think... how bout cecil collins??? fuckin idiot broke into that chicks house... then did it again!!!

rae carruth is the starting wr... he puts all others to shame...

i think elliot broke his foot at a metallica concert kicking someone in the face...

art schlicter is the starting qb... i mean, in and out of jail for 15 years now.

are we judging strictly off field? do drug suspensions count???


NATURE BOY... dude, show some love for dexter manley!!!! thats a linebacking trio, manley, LT, and ray lewis!!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I don't care if LT is a crack addict. I still love him and think of him as a Football Legend and Demi-God.

LT FOREVER, JUST LIKE HULKAMANIA. Some things never die.

 

[madbomber31]

i'd hope nobody is trying to say anything negative about LT's ability... it's just he was cracked out a bit too much...

the Waterboy is such a classic scene with LT...

 

[Longhorn85]

i'd hope nobody is trying to say anything negative about LT's ability... it's just he was cracked out a bit too much...

the Waterboy is such a classic scene with LT...

Did his drug use influence his ability on the field? Was he playing high?

 

[mekannik]

ttlpkg
We need a kicker. Hmmmm. How about one of those brothers who tore their hamstring celebrating a routine FG?

Wasn't there some kid from Florida (Florida State) that went to Oakland - got busted for bribing officials when he was to be deported back to Europe?

Sebastian Janikowski.

 

[Lumberg]

So we got Eugene Robinson, not Ray Buchanan, filling one of the safety spots. We have Mark Gastineau as our 4th D-lineman, and Seabass as our kicker.

Seabass I believe has been accused of being high on GHB and of trying to bribe a police officer. DOn't know if he was ever convicted of anything.

We still need another safety and 3 O-linemen.

JC