Lets learn sexual terms boys and girls....special request by Guardian!

[enacer420nj]

Screaming seagull.

Fucking a girl on the beach. Pull your dick out and place it in the dirt. Coating it and making it like sand paper. Then sick it back in.

ROFL

ill have to try this at the beach this summer

 

[the_alcatraz]

pearl necklace - ejaculating on partner's neck.

olololololololololo

 

[the_alcatraz]

The Houdini -

While hitting it from the back, pull out and hock a nice loogie onto her back. If it is effective, she will believe you have busted. This is when you let rip upon her face.

Note: You can transition a houdini into a strawberry cheesecake for a x2 combo.

ololololololololololo


It's called the Houdini diversion technique....

 

[the_alcatraz]

Superman-
When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman.

SUPERMAN DAT HOE!

Nice...

 

[the_alcatraz]

This sucks lol heres the real Houdini:

1) While your destroying a chick from behind, have a friend behind you pumped and ready to go with out your girl knowing.

2) Quickly make a change so your friend is plowing her.

3) Quietly exit the room, go outside and knock on a window that the girl can see and wave to her.

olololololololo

 

[the_alcatraz]

I can't believe no one mentioned this:

T-Bagging: Pressing your balls in and out of your partner's mouth while your standing up on top of her, mimicking the action of pushing a tea bag in and out of a cup of tea.