Lets here your Coyote Ugly stories

[Delinquent]

So there are like 10 of them around the country so I'm sure others have been to one. I went to the Atlanta one and these chicks were fucking crazy just like the movie. A friend who lives in Atlanta that just turned 21 last week came with us. We paid for a couple body shots and then paid for a penalty shot. They tied his hands with that warning yellow tape that you see at murder scenes then strung him up on a pipe that was in the ceiling. They then took off his belt and tied it around his neck. Then one girl took off her belt and beat the shit out of his ass. Another girl came up and pulled up his underwear by his ass. She then poked a hole in them with a pen and pulled the entire liner up over his head. After that, she sprayed him down with water absolutley soaking him. These bitches were fucking crazy

 

[H_T_]

sounds like a stage review at my old bar.

 

[Phaded]

did you get to fuck them

 

[Delinquent]

did you get to fuck them

Oh man there was one chick that was fucking smokin. I was talking with a local and I guess she has a girlfiriend and a boyfriend and this woman who was gay said she wouldn't touch her with her ten foot pole. But I don't care. She was fucking hot

 

[Razorguns]

1) club is a total sausage fest

2) probablity of banging those boards 0.003%

yeah. very exciting club to go to.

 

[EnderJE]

1) club is a total sausage fest

2) probablity of banging those boards 0.003%

yeah. very exciting club to go to.

Same as here. Yet we still come back.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Coyotes aren't ugly!!

Look,

I don't know how this saying got started.


Unless they mean this type-

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I was jogging down some old railroad tracks and I came close to a pack outa friggin' nowhere. It was 4 in the afternoon. They let me be.

 

[H_T_]

lmao.