Let's hear some good drunken stories

[Silent Hit Man]

I'll go first:

We were drinking at a bar outside on a patio when we saw a guy fall out of his car. The car then rolled over him. Not his foot, but his lower leg. The dude laid there for a few minutes, then proceeded to get back in his car and drive off.

Talking about a rough night of drinking for that dude.

 

[Silent Hit Man]

Hello, is this thing on? *tap tap*

 

[Silent Hit Man]

Anybody ever do 'stuff' to get a buzz high or whatever that would be considered legal?

I once drank and took a few ripped fuels. It actually sucked. I felt like I was going to faint.

 

[SC4EVA]

I feel like im coked up on all those things as it is!

 

[Hacksquats]

I got messed up on fat burners, redbull and vodka. Went completely insane, started yelling all this anti-religious shit at the top of my lungs and got jumped by four Christians. I couldn't believe they were kicking my ass, the whole time I was like "Jesus wouldn't do that man". My trick was to scream like a girl on the ground so they'd let up, then I'd get up and start kicking in the nuts - then I'd go back down and scream. Freakin mess of a night - I quit drinking half a year after that one. But you haven't lived until you've gotten beat up by Christians man, good fun all around.