One day I had a hankering to go meandering through the woods. As I headed out the door I was confronted by two elderly spics.
They tried to encroach me with advances of the type being "sup essay, you trick, jew wanna step" and such. But today I was mad, not the type of mad you get when you wake up and find broken glass in your underwear, but mad nonetheless.
So I glared at them and I knew they were going to do me in. But just right then I got a huge rage, kind of like a roid rage but I have never juiced before, it must have been from my nasal decongestant. Anyway I took the first coger and grabbed his arm and pulled until I felt it give way and rip from its socket, I then continued to pull until it completely came off, you should have seen the look in the scoundrels eyes, it was magnificant.
Then as I proceeded to beat the old man with his arm the other spic bitch hit me with his cane, I stopped the beating, turned around and gave him the look of death, he knew his time was coming to an end because he let out a teriible blood currdling scream. I took his cane and blasted in the kneecaps until I bloodied him real good and made sure he was more crippled than before.
Then about this time the blood on them was getting chunky and coagulated so I took a 5 inch railroad spike and placed it in between the bridge of both thier noses, I drove each of those spikes in with one solid smack. I was kind of proud of my self at this point and began to shout with glee.
from the side of my building came a retarded midget adorned in red sweat pants, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. I must have awakened him from his drooly slumber. He just kind of stared at me, it was only a stare that a retard can giove you after you murdered his only two friends, I assure you it was not as good as it sounds.
He then got wide eyed and kind of grunted "what happened them?" But before he could get the last word out I clocked him in the eye with the remaining spike, and knocked him to the ground.
He started to say "dont take my cowboy boots" I leaned over and laughed at him, cut his hands off with a buck knife and threw his cowboy boots on his bloodied stumps.
While he was lying there I stepped on his head until it crunched and gave way beneath my body wieght. Then I say that the head was collapsed but the eye that was left was still intact, so I stomped one more time, I kind of heard a muffled gurggling noise and his eye rolled out of its socket, but was still attatched.
I then sewed the three bodies together with fishing line and hoisted them into the biggest tree so they could dry in the sun.
All in all it was a good day.
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