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im so fuckin hard core that if anybody got in a fight with me, i'd knock them so hard they future babies be crazy
 
You guys wish you had my genetics. I am 5'10 and weigh 270lbs at 5% bodyfat. And I have never taken drugs, just protein powder.
 
I could kick BOTH your asses into next week and still have energy to run the Boston marathon.....
 
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yo i have sex with a women 5 times a day minimum :rolleyes:
 
I am a straight male, independently wealthy with a supermodel girlfriend with hair extensions. I am not even going to brag about how well I fight, just check my police record.
 
I make $500000 a year, eat in all the best restaurants and people worship me when I drive around town in my brand new 2005 BMW.
 
Milhouse said:
I started working out with weights after retiring undefeated from the Ultimate Fighting Circuit.

LMFAO...that is a good one!!!! :lmao: :lmao:
 
1987

Well it all started in 1987, when I met my buddy Bill Gates. I invested in his 'pipe dream' using money I got for point shaving since I was a star college QB at Harvard (studied law of course) and made my first couple million in the following years.

During the early 90's I did some work as a supermodel, working for Versace. It was during this time that I took some courses in personal protection.

I soon tired of life on the runway and started working for Tupac as a bodyguard. Of course after I fell asleep on the job, I decided that line of work wasn't for me.

Then I started to write screenplays. Got a few Oscars for some of my work. But my real love was Jiu-jitsu. I started my own school, named it after some neighbors I used to teach it to, the Gracie family were astute students.

Right now I'm retired. But I'm thinking of going into porn, on account of my huge dick and all.
 
I'm 5'6" 137lbs and have been lifting for about 3 weeks....

Hey wait a minute thats not bullshit it's the truth. Damn I suck at this game:bawling:
 
I am actually a well known television personality. But to protect my privacy I can't tell you who I really am.
 
The last dude that talked shit to me, I went to Compton and bodyslammed his ass on his Momma's front porch. Then I kicked her ass as well just for General Principal.
 
AS you guys know I have been drug free for a while.
No more of that steroid shit for me. I will stick to protein powder, creatine, glutamine, Gh, Insulin, Clen, DNP and T3 from now on for my gains.

I have lost 20 lbs since my last cycle. My current stats are 6'1, 145lbs low bodyfat. Here is my pic, what do you guys think. I think I look pretty huge myself.
 
Milhouse said:
I have lost 20 lbs since my last cycle. My current stats are 6'1, 145lbs low bodyfat. Here is my pic, what do you guys think. I think I look pretty huge myself.

I call Bull Shit on your pic..
I saw that on the Teen BB website
 
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