Lets be honest....

[AAP]

who is getting a blow job tonight?





I hope these White Castle burgers don't make me leave a taste in his mouth....

 

[HumorMe]

Well.........I was guaranteed one until my daughter got home sick just now and I had to go pick her up.

Oh well.........dems da breaks!

 

[Taps]

At the very most, I'll think about a BJ while I jerk off later this evening.

That is the extent of my sex life these days.

 

[TNH]

Not me

 

[Ceebs]

Wish I were giving one.

 

[HumorMe]

Wish I were giving one.

Damn.....that was direct!


I'm sure there are plenty of takers here now!

 

[Ceebs]

Damn.....that was direct!

I've never been one to beat around the bush.

My boytoy is entertaining some out of town guests this evening, and I'm stuck at a birthday party until at least 10 with visions of sugarplum cocks dancing in my head. I keep sneaking off to read EF. Sigh. No cum for me.

 

[HumorMe]

I don't like to beat around her bush but I don't mind her beating me around her bush.


boytoy.....Hmmmmm....well.....

Keep thinking of those visions and it will come.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Fuck me and my bloody gaff hook.

I was about to receive what was supposed to be the "chosen fellatio" when I slipped and ran the hook through my lady's neck.

It's all fun and games until I have to masturbate with a lifeless corpse.

 

[XBiker]

It's all fun and games until I have to masturbate with a lifeless corpse.

Probably a common occurence for SG.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Probably a common occurence for SG.

Unfortunately.

 

[flexed1]

just tonight??

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm giving myself head right now. I could use some practice.

 

[PussyDr]

 

[Indra]

Well.........I was guaranteed one until my daughter got home sick just now and I had to go pick her up.

Oh well.........dems da breaks!

damn, that car ride was the perfect opportunity. lol