Leftover Halloween Candy

[Y_lifter]

I am it's bitch..

It Owns me, sitting in that bowl, mocking me.


Anyone else ?
Or did you get it out of the house in time ?

 

[geminitwins]

take it to an orphanage?

 

[Y_lifter]

take it to an orphanage?

Due to Liability, most wont accept open Pkgs or even cooked food.

 

[Rex]

Take it to work. Whenever my family tries to pawn junk food off on me by mailing it I just take it to work, and let anyone and everyone have at it. It's the only way that it won't own me.

 

[theoak01]

my sister went out for halloween and decided to split her candy with me,so I get pwned by it everyday,and give in to 3-4 little bars

 

[Zebo]

I am it's bitch..

It Owns me, sitting in that bowl, mocking me.


Anyone else ?
Or did you get it out of the house in time ?

I hear you....it might as well be heroin.

 

[Y_lifter]

Butterfinger Crunch..

It's new
Kind of a cross between a Butterfinger and a Kit Kat

Thank goodness she only got one of them bitches

 

[gymrat]

mini mars bars don't stand a chance over here.

 

[ChefWide]

a huge mt. ararat sized bowl of individual rolos...


I am sweating just looking at it.

 

[Zebo]

Butterfinger Crunch..

It's new
Kind of a cross between a Butterfinger and a Kit Kat

Thank goodness she only got one of them bitches

Ooooo, how about Reese's "Inside Out" Peanut Butter Cups?

Peanut Butter on the outside, chocolate on the inside.

I thought "huh" and ate four of them......

 

[bdog527]

Ooooo, how about Reese's "Inside Out" Peanut Butter Cups?

Peanut Butter on the outside, chocolate on the inside.

I thought "huh" and ate four of them......

Yeah unfortunately I had a few of those left over as well and they along with some babyruths have been handing me fresh hot ownage for the past couple evenings.

 

[Zebo]

Okay, my death mask will now resemble a Milky Way wrapper.

Get this shit away from me........

 

[Spartacus]

I am it's bitch..

It Owns me, sitting in that bowl, mocking me.


Anyone else ?
Or did you get it out of the house in time ?

oh God,half I ate in a 30 minute orgy of Romanesque debauchery
the other half I was too sick to finish and carried it to work Monday for everyone
I did swallow about 10 grams of creatine though to get some upside

 

[Mr. dB]

Three words: post workout carbs

 

[Buddy_Christ]

we havn't handed out candy cause it has taken both of us to handle the kids the past few years.

this year, however, she took both the kids while i went to a party.

kids trick-or-treated like fucking pussies. barely any candy. fuckin lil brats. i was looking foreward to reeses pnut butter cups too.

 

[jenscats5]

We walked up to the drugstore tonite & all the Halloween stuff was 50-75% off.....I bought 2 bags of Halloween Peanut M&M's......one bag will prolly be gone by the end of the nite....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

peanut M&Ms....oh how i love thee.....

 

[Devastation]

we didn't buy any. after reading this i think we should have

 

[Spartacus]

stuff gave me a wierd kind of exit experience
half fart,half diarrhea
I'm glad the following day was sunday
on another note,why don't they ever ask the kids to spell diarrhea in a spelling bee?
that word would nail each and everyone of those fuckers

 

[danielson]

suprisingly noone came this year....so probably just leave it till next year

 

[Sub-Zero]

I am it's bitch..

It Owns me, sitting in that bowl, mocking me.


Anyone else ?
Or did you get it out of the house in time ?

my mom took it to her office.

im like ya know fuck self control wheres the candy

shes like i took it to the office

 

[Sub-Zero]

my brother is naturally skinny and im naturally fat, and some of my earliest childhood memories would be on halloween coming home with the candy and my brother eating his entire stash in one night and my mom taking mine from me and being like "which ONE do u want to have, you can only have one a night"

 

[The Shadow]

Butterfinger Crisps..


and

ROLO's......they mock me......I like to put em in the fridge....they last longer and I dont gorge myself on them

 

[ChefWide]

Butterfinger Crisps..


and

ROLO's......they mock me......I like to put em in the fridge....they last longer and I dont gorge myself on them

rolos

I could forgo opening the package and just savage the log

 

[pitbullstl]

I'm on my 5th Peanut Butter M&M Candy Bar, evidently these are new for fat kids everywhere this Halloween, so not unlike Zebo, I was all.......huh???? And thus I am polishing off my 5th one as we speak.

 

[giantdouche]

I hate candy. I used to be a candy whore when I was younger though.

 

[deltreefitness]

You weak sub-humans.

 

[pitbullstl]

I hate candy. I used to be a candy whore when I was younger though.

You used to be a whore named Candy???



Bring back Marino.

 

[giantdouche]

You used to be a whore named Candy???



Bring back Marino.

Nah, I used to suck cock for candy.

Don't I need like 100 posts for an avatar? Or is that an old rule?

 

[pitbullstl]

Nah, I used to suck cock for candy.

Don't I need like 100 posts for an avatar? Or is that an old rule?

Not sure, ask one of the newbs with an avantardorama.

Oh yeah and, there's a rumor that Y Lifter has a buncha of candy....wink wink.

 

[giantdouche]

Not sure, ask one of the newbs with an avantardorama.

Oh yeah and, there's a rumor that Y Lifter has a buncha of candy....wink wink.

Hey now, it's not like that anymore. My candy-whoring days are over.

 

[Y_lifter]

I could forgo opening the package and just savage the log

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