Leaving for MEPS in 2 hours...

[chefbone]

In the ARMY......Going to Cleveland. Tomorrow the usual physical stuff, turn your head and cough, eyes, ears, blood and reflex bullshit. See all of you guys Tuesday night.

 

[Cutiebaby]

your not depending on that recruiter again are you???
p.s-Good luck

 

[H_T_]

some crusty old doc is gonna foreplay with you. make sure he's clipped his nails first.

 

[silverfish]

some crusty old doc is gonna foreplay with you. make sure he's clipped his nails first.

Ouch, that yellow hangnail could be a bitch.

Good luck bro.

 

[chefbone]

your not depending on that recruiter again are you???
p.s-Good luck

Yes.......yes I am. I think this time it's a go.

It's not not fingernails I'm worried about, it's the scraping of the teeth!

 

[WolfPack Charlie]

Dont forget the ever popular "bend over and spread cheeks". Word of advice, do not eat the boston cream pie before leaving MEPS for the airport. I did and puked on the subway about a dozen times.

 

[hotzie]

Dont forget the ever popular "bend over and spread cheeks". Word of advice, do not eat the boston cream pie before leaving MEPS for the airport. I did and puked on the subway about a dozen times.

lmao , you walk in the room and the doc is sitting there with a flash light and you thinkin wtf. then you hear the flash light click on and he drop em and bend over. you lose every bit of dignity you have at that point.

 

[WolfPack Charlie]

For me it was some Asian doc, and there you are in a line with like 5 other guys trying not to laugh because of his accent.

 

[jack sparrow]

Good luck orb.

 

[blut wump]

Good luck but you don't need it.

 

[75th]

Dont forget the ever popular "bend over and spread cheeks". Word of advice, do not eat the boston cream pie before leaving MEPS for the airport. I did and puked on the subway about a dozen times.

LOL exactly what I was going to say.

I got a hairy ass, too. That couldnt have been pretty.

 

[bb079]

for me meps sucked ass. some very pushy people there. but wait until you get to your reception battalion. then you will know what suck ass realy is.
but just remember that it will only build charactor and everything they do is for a reason, and that is to get that civilian puke out of you. good luck bro.

 

[chefbone]

Guess who's back good bros. I'll give you all Karma as soon as the Big Brother Finale is over and I take my Prop shot!!!

 

[gotmilk]

Finale....it's the nurse who should win..not the Miami dyke

 

[Gambino]

LOL exactly what I was going to say.

I got a hairy ass, too. That couldnt have been pretty.

the mental picture of your hemmoroid laden ass is not pretty, though it proly turns jackangle on

props to you chief

 

[75th]

the mental picture of your hemmoroid laden ass is not pretty, though it proly turns jackangle on

props to you chief

Dont forget the whiteheads.

 

[chefbone]

Yeah, I had to bend over and show my "roids"!!!
Maggie won....

Other then the exploding banana and the stage fright while taking a piss test it was a severly boring experience. Can't realy type now. Full run down manana. The K will come bros!!!!

 

[Rex]

MEPS is the most boring place on earth. Glad it went smooth for you.

 

[silverfish]

MEPS is the most boring place on earth. Glad it went smooth for you.

For some reason I always thought it was Delaware.