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supersizeme
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i don't know about y'all but damn i loves me some chicks in LEATHER PANTS. i can even give a fattie a second look if she's got a huge ass and thighs of destruction quietly hidden away in a pair. they help alleviate the sorrow i feel when spring and summer have come and gone and chicks are showing less skin. sometimes i like to walk around the bar section of town with a bottle of Windex and a roll of Bounty and just go around asking chicks if they'd like their pants cleaned for a dollar. one of my greatest accomplisments in life so far has been getting blown by an ex of mine while she was wearing a pair of black leather pants and a black pushup bra. good lord can i tell you what it was like to look down and see that spectacular view. my mom was so proud of me when i told her about it. "that's my little boy!!!" she said.
i think the whole thing about it for me is the shiny effect. it's like, chicks are subtley saying, "hey look at this ass here i have draped in cow hide, supersizeme. it's here for YOU...to love on, to squeeze, to tap from behind, to stick kitchen appliances in." and the whole ripping/splitting notion just does wonders for my libido. those pants are just begging to have a well placed tear right in the crotch so you can just throw it in there and have some leather pants sex. ah yes. i'm going to start a company of some sort, who really gives a crap what kind of service we provide, but the dress code for the chicks is going to be leather pants all day everyday. and if you fail to show up in leather pants, then you have to walk around in one the company-provided thongs i'll have in a box on my desk. unless you're a big nasty, then you have to go to the Corpulent Keto Room where there's nothing but a stairmaster and foods containing protein and good fats. upon losing the appropriate amount of weight so that you look respectable in the thong, we will celebrate by throwing deli meat at your new, aesthetically pleasing pooper. Also we will have Leather Pants Hour where, one hour out of the day and regardless of the time of year, i will put on a santa hat and have my leather pants clad female employees come sit on my lap and tell me about how massive my penis is. Yes, looking forward to starting my own company. I suggest you all do something similar.
i think the whole thing about it for me is the shiny effect. it's like, chicks are subtley saying, "hey look at this ass here i have draped in cow hide, supersizeme. it's here for YOU...to love on, to squeeze, to tap from behind, to stick kitchen appliances in." and the whole ripping/splitting notion just does wonders for my libido. those pants are just begging to have a well placed tear right in the crotch so you can just throw it in there and have some leather pants sex. ah yes. i'm going to start a company of some sort, who really gives a crap what kind of service we provide, but the dress code for the chicks is going to be leather pants all day everyday. and if you fail to show up in leather pants, then you have to walk around in one the company-provided thongs i'll have in a box on my desk. unless you're a big nasty, then you have to go to the Corpulent Keto Room where there's nothing but a stairmaster and foods containing protein and good fats. upon losing the appropriate amount of weight so that you look respectable in the thong, we will celebrate by throwing deli meat at your new, aesthetically pleasing pooper. Also we will have Leather Pants Hour where, one hour out of the day and regardless of the time of year, i will put on a santa hat and have my leather pants clad female employees come sit on my lap and tell me about how massive my penis is. Yes, looking forward to starting my own company. I suggest you all do something similar.
